5/27/2008 3:00 PM
Side note, I was watching the College World Series for softball and Texas A&M had a y 2B. My 14-year old son said "What a bunch of idiots, they have a -handed second-baseman. How are they supposed to turn a double play?!"

Then I told him about this thread. He shook his head sadly.

5/27/2008 4:27 PM
I absolutely L-O-V-E the fact that every time I pop into the baseball forum (not very often), the y 2B thread is on the first page. It's awesome.
5/28/2008 9:53 AM
Quote: Originally Posted By gregis111 on 5/23/2008
I'm trying!



Saturday looks like the day for filming. We'll see how it goes, since the weather in MA sucks.







So?
5/30/2008 9:32 PM
Yeah. So?
5/30/2008 10:20 PM
How do you upload a video on youtube?

6/7/2008 10:07 PM
We had a LH 2B almost turn two in our Little League game this afternoon.

Top of the sixth, man on first, one out. A sharp ground ball hit to our shortstop. He made a beautiful underhanded flip to the second baseman, on what would have been his glove side if he were right handed. Instead, our y second baseman turned and caught it barehanded with his foot on the bag, never had to pivot, and fired it to first just a little too late. Almost ended the game on what would have been our first ground ball DP of the season.
6/8/2008 9:13 AM
Horseshoes & hand grenades...
6/8/2008 11:46 AM
Anyone here who plays SLB Live know if uncleal is even alive and participating on this site?
6/10/2008 9:58 PM
For my thousandth post, I'm bumping this to the top of page 1.
6/15/2008 6:59 PM
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By uncleal
6/17/2008 5:51 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By uncleal on 3/13/2008
Video filmed at practice today successfully.
Should be up soon. (That is, within the next week)
Past the 90-day statute of limitations on workplace injuries....
6/17/2008 5:59 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By mikeclaw on 4/03/2008
CLIFF'S NOTES TIMELINE OF THE THREAD
(for those who feel like they can't read the whole thing)
10/17/07 - stevehogget posts in another thread, speculating that a y could play 2B
10/18/07 - zbrent copies those posts and creates this thread, thus ensuring a spot in whatifsports history ... nine hours after the thread is posted, uncleal weighs in, starting the comedy in motion by suggesting that a y actually had the advantage when it comes to playing 2B
10/19/07 - discussion turns to techniques. the SALT SHAKER and the NINJA FLIP are introduced. ... uncleal challenges conventional wisdom by noting that there's no real reason your arm has to move across the front of your body when you throw
10/20/07 - after attempting to back out of the discussion with an "agree to disagree" offer, uncleal returns to post his miraculous six-step method for turning a double play handed. when someone asks him at what point he turns to face first base, he replies "did i say anything about turning?" hilarity ensues.
10/21/07 - uncleal returns to add a seventh step (labeled step 4 1/2), thus introducing the EXORCIST technique and the potential for serious injury. ... anton makes the first suggestion of a possible videotape, and zbrent, recognizing this stroke of genius, seconds the motion.
10/22/07 - uncleal accepts the challenge to videotape himself. speculation immediately arises that he's bluffing
10/31/07 - first time the thread is bumped to keep it out front
11/05/07 - uncleal swears he's for real, vows to provide the video ... in March
11/08/07 - uncleal proposes that the only reason there aren't y 2Bs in pro ball is that all ies are discouraged at a young age because of their coaches' prejudice
11/10/07 - uncleal vows that he is done with this discussion and that his next post will be the video itself. (subsequent uncleal posts - 30. video - none.)
11/17/07 - thread falls to page 4 of the forum. it is bumped back to the top and a concerted effort follows. it never again falls below the top of page 2.
02/18/08 - the TASMANIAN DEVIL technique is suggested
02/27/08 - the BOOMERANG technique is suggested
02/29/08 - with March fast approaching, uncleal clarifies that he is under no pressure at the start of March and notes that he actually has until March 31 to make good on his promise. he assures that it will happen.
03/09/08 - the LONG SNAPPER technique is suggested
03/10/08 - the EXTRA ARM technique is suggested, touching off a brief debate out whether teams should employ a hard-charging fielder or a hard-charging center fielder to take the flip from the y 2B, do a crow hop and fire the relay peg to first. ... uncleal announces a filming date of 03/12.
03/12/08 - uncleal foiled by camera thief. announces plans to try again tomorrow. toddcommish alerts all TV stations in San Diego of the time, place and basic details of the fiasco
03/13/08 - "coach" "films" uncleal turning two. celebrations erupt in anticipation of the video being posted
03/14/08 - uncleal doesn't see coach today. ... speculation arises that uncleal filmed a righty and plans to post the video running backward. when it is noted that the words on the uniforms would be reversed, uncleal says that "coach" was so far away during "filming" that you won't be able to see the lettering on the uniforms.
03/16/08 - coach's photograph is posted. hilarity ensues.
03/17/08 - picking up on the fun, whatifsports announces harsh defensive penalties for any sim manager stupid enough to put a y at second base. ... "coach" forgot to bring in the "video."
03/18/08 - upset that information about the coach has been posted, uncleal sends in a ticket to have the thread deleted. amid much panic, the offending posts are changed and, two hours later, uncleal rescinds his ticket and allows the thread to stay up. a collective sigh of relief is heard.
03/19/08 - muddy introduces his "no such video exists" mantra.
03/20/08 - a bored rojorider rickrolls the thread. try saying "rojorider rickrolls" five times fast.
03/23/08 - uncleal cryptically bemoans that the situation is "still out of my hands."
03/26/08 - someone mentions seeing a y playing shortstop in a slow-pitch softball game. uncleal replies that it would be silly to suggest a y could play shortstop.
03/29/08 - uncleal cryptically bemoans that "there's only so much i can do."
03/31/08 - uncleal's self-imposed deadline passes. still no video.
04/02/08 - as the calendar turns over, the possibility that it was all an elaborate April Fool's joke is dismissed.
04/03/08 - the wait continues.
For those arriving late...
6/17/2008 6:00 PM
You have to add the ts and the denmark and the space commander uncleal to the cliffnotes.
6/17/2008 9:07 PM
I've brought the assault to the thread uncleal posted in. It's only a matter of time before he crumbles under the pressure and admits there is no "coach" or "video" or "missing cord" after all.

6/19/2008 1:47 AM
Just talked to Uncleal in some live games. He insists the video is shot but is missing the cord. He dosen't come here anymore cause people are mean to him. All of his AAA guys were named after Star Trek characters I think. I know Captain Kirk, Uhura, and Picaard were out there and some mop up dude named Quark finished off the last game. Quark's is the name of the Star Trek bar in the Las Vegas Hilton so I'm thinking it has something to do with being a Trekkie Beam me up Scotty!
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