2015 Orioles Thread - DEAD & BURIED Topic

Jtpsops
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Looks like fatty finally took the hint and started his own thread. Only took 20 redlines. They must be slow in Idaho.
10/16/2014 9:10 AM
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Posted by burnsy483 on 10/7/2014 4:58:00 PM (view original):
I have a friend who does a shitton of gambling.  He's the guy who bets "will a run be scored in the 1st inning." The website he has has the Orioles at 10 to 1 to sweep, and the Royals at 15 to 1. 

If the Orioles are 55% to win each game:

Orioles: 55% X 55% X 55% X 55% = 9.15%, or 11 to 1.

Royals: 45% X ... - 4.1%, or 24 to 1.
I considered taking the Orioles to sweep, but ultimately didn't.  I was wrong by a little bit.
10/16/2014 9:21 AM
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Posted by Jtpsops on 10/16/2014 8:48:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tecwrg on 10/15/2014 6:32:00 AM (view original):
LOL @ dahs and double LOL @ jt and the redlines.
lol @ the fat whoremonger for not taking the hint.

Your life must be really sad, tec. I mean, I can see potential advantages to being someone's lackey in real life even though it would largely suck, but to voluntarily be someone's ***** on the internet? Yikes. I really hope Mike is paying you well.
I'm laughing at your hard-on for Mike.  That hardly makes me his lackey or his *****.  I think I'm capable of being able to decide who I want to laugh at for my own personal enjoyment.
10/16/2014 9:33 AM
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jtpops is like a 9 y/o who just discovered the internet. 

"You can't be laughing at me because I'm too cool for that.   You must be doing it because someone else told you to!!!!" 


As for the hint, I know everything I post here gets redlined.   It amuses me when you do it.   And, no, tec and I didn't huddle together and lay out a plan to get you to redline me.   I do it because it's funny.  
10/16/2014 9:40 AM
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TECRWIG IS MIKET'S *****
10/16/2014 10:16 AM
Jtpsops
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Posted by MikeT23 on 10/16/2014 9:40:00 AM (view original):
jtpops is like a 9 y/o who just discovered the internet. 

"You can't be laughing at me because I'm too cool for that.   You must be doing it because someone else told you to!!!!" 


As for the hint, I know everything I post here gets redlined.   It amuses me when you do it.   And, no, tec and I didn't huddle together and lay out a plan to get you to redline me.   I do it because it's funny.  
What's funny is you responding to my sitemail to call me a "weak f*ck" then running off like a little pansy and blocking me again. You're like a 7 year old. The reason you blocked me to begin with was because you shared an unsolicited story about all the truckstop whores you bang and were hoping it would keep me from telling others about it. Guess that worked.
10/16/2014 6:01 PM
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Send me another sitemail, chump!!!!!   Let's talk O's baseball!!!!!
10/17/2014 9:37 AM
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You act like banging truckstop whores is a bad thing.  As long as you wrap the rascal, aren't otherwise attached and have a few spare minutes, there's absolutely nothing wrong with banging truckstop whores.
10/17/2014 11:24 AM
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He's saving himself for his future wife.  Or husband.  I don't know the laws where he lives.  Or his sexual preference.

10/17/2014 11:27 AM
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Posted by The Taint on 10/17/2014 11:24:00 AM (view original):
You act like banging truckstop whores is a bad thing.  As long as you wrap the rascal, aren't otherwise attached and have a few spare minutes, there's absolutely nothing wrong with banging truckstop whores.
I don't know, there are some truckstop whores out there who definitely look like they could be cooking up some pathogens down there that might be able to tunnel through who knows what...
10/17/2014 5:15 PM
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How's the debate between Kazmir and Tillman going?
5/15/2015 3:07 PM
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I'd still take Tillman.  He ended up being 11 points of ERA+ better last year.
5/16/2015 12:05 AM
dahsdebater
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He's definitely struggling right now, though.  The stats don't misrepresent how he's been pitching.
5/16/2015 12:06 AM
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