I think you're missing the point.
Here, I'll try another route:
When you and your boys went on the ski vacation a few months back, instead of arguing SSM with me and tec, your group bought a couple of hookers and passed them around on the drive to the resort. Somehow or another your husband, Gregory, found out. Do you:
A) Deny, deny, deny until you know you're caught and then say "I was drunk. I don't even remember it."
B) Say "All of us did it!!!! I wasn't alone!!!"