I applaud originality. I applaud creative themes. This is about neither of them. Can you crumble my cookie and walk away with the ring? Let's see who's up to the challenge.
OH, and since I do applaud originality, I'll give the winner a $5.00 GC if you can win the ring without using Rodman. I'll give you a $10.00 GC if you win the title without using Rodman or Wilt.