Posted by Trentonjoe on 5/1/2014 9:22:00 PM (view original):
For ineligibles," Coach, I would love to come play for you but you need to mail directions or something. I don't know where Ohio is. Literally, like I couldn't find it on a map. You have seen my GPA right? It's low but my mom thinks I am special. In fact, my high school does as well."
this one is great. the only problem is that the grammar is MUCH better than the typical recruit response to letters (perhaps phone calls too). here are some letter responses:
"my moms says where XXXX is ain't no better than are trailer park. course, i says the parties and the hunnies there gotta be better than this. i'd love to ball for you, but we're gonna need to here and see more."
"Gettin your letter was sweet. But another school is digging me more. I here the alumni ain't cool with my record though. They stop showing me love and your next up."
"I really like what you been doin with your team. My boys say your real lax and let everybody do they own thing. That's cool with me, but other schools be hittin me up too, so I gotta know if that's true. Get at me."
"nice work. you ain't one of my top choices, but i heard some things about you i like. i hear you ain't strict and don't push too hard. thats cool cause i do my own thing and i can still score from anywhere. lets talk."
"Yeah, XXXX ain't bad, but it don't seem better than anything else either."