Snake on down to the Horizon Topic

In just a day or two, this season's National Tournaments will be complete and it will be time to sign up for a new season. Please consider joining the Horizon League in Crum. There are many fun and historical cities to play in. There are the great metropolises of Detroit and Cleveland. There are the fabulous Wisconsin meccas of Green Bay and Milwaukee. Also there are multiple opportunities in Chicago for those who dare. As the mega anthem 'Lake Shore Drive' by ALIOTTA HAYNES and JEREMIAH says "From rags on up to riches fifteen minutes you can fly. Pretty blue lights along the way, help you right on by."

Finally, there is one other opening available. It is in the eastern Ohio city of Youngstown. Located 10 miles from the Pennsylvania border, an hour outside of Pittsburgh, Youngstown St. is waiting for someone special. It is halfway between NYC and Chicago, or approximately 600 miles from Boston. That makes east coast recruits affordable considering the DI cash available. Now it is true that Youngstown was known as the car bombing capital of America and the U.S. Representative to Congress was jailed for racketeering but hey, things happen. Just ask Paulie Gualtieri how bad it was being imprisoned in Youngstown in an episode of The Sopranos. Or ask Henry Hill how he liked living there in the Witness Protection program at the end of Goodfellas.

Give us a try, you won't regret it. See ya soon.
11/30/2014 10:32 PM
Will there be hookers and blow?
12/1/2014 1:07 PM
Now is the time!

Hookahs are available for sign out at the league office.

Let's party 'till the Herefords return to their residence.
12/5/2014 3:32 AM
Snake on down to the Horizon Topic

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