Just went through real life hires to see what the standards seem to be for various schools.
Bluebloods (Kentucky, UNC, Duke, Kansas, UCLA)
*Gillespie. 3-3 NT record in the past four years. 2-1 PIT record. Total postseason games (6 NT, 3 PIT). Ten year resume no improvement.
*Calipari: 13-4 NT record in past four years. 0-0 PIT record. Total postseason games (17 NT). Ten year resume, staggeringly good.
*Self: 9-4 NT record in past four years. 0-0 PIT. Total postseason games (13 NT). Ten year resume, add two more NT games (1-1) and one PIT (0-1)
*Williams: 12-4 NT record in past four years. 0-0 PIT record. Total postseason games (16 NT). Ten year resume, staggeringly good.
*Alford: 2-3 NT record in past four years. 1-1 PIT record. Total postseason games (5 NT, 2 PIT). Ten year resume, add two more NT games (0-2) and four PIT (1-3)
*Howland: 4-2 NT record in past four years. 1-1 PIT record. Total postseason games (6 NT, 2 PIT). Ten year resume, add one NT (0-1) and one PIT (0-1)
Alford looks like an anomaly here, especially because he had a couple teams that got high seeds and were upset early. So if we take him out for the minimums, we have
Minimum standards for blue-blood job: 6 NT games over the past four years, averaging at least one win per appearance
Average standard for blue-blood job: 10.5 NT games over the past four years, averaging a Sweet Sixteen or better.
B+ to A-level programs
*Crean (Indiana): 1-3 NT record past four years, 0-1 PIT. Total postseason games (4 NT, 1 PIT). Ten year resume, add six NT games (4-2) and four PIT (2-2)
*Weber (Illinois): 2-2 NT record past four years, 1-1 PIT. Total postseason games (4 NT, 2 PIT). Ten year resume, no real improvement.
*Miller (Arizona): 6-4 NT record past four years, 0-0 PIT. Total postseason games (10 NT). Ten year resume, no improvement.
*White (Florida): 0-0 NT record past four years, 5-3 PIT. Total postseason games (0 NT, 8 PIT). Ten year resume, no real improvement.
*Turgeon (Maryland): 3-4 NT record past four years, 0-0 PIT. Total postseason games: 7 NT. Ten year resume, add three NT games (2-1) and five PIT (2-3)
*Smart (Texas). 2-4 NT record past four years, 0-0 PIT. Total postseason games (6 NT, 0 PIT). Ten year resume, add five NT games (4-1)
*Self (Illinois): 4-2 NT record past four years, 0-1 PIT. Total postseason games (6 NT, 1 PIT). Ten year resume, no real improvement.
*Groce (Illinois): 3-2 NT record past four years, 0-0 PIT. Total postseason games (5 NT, 0 PIT). Ten year resume, no real improvement.
White looks like an anomaly, and definitely not the model for WIS standards.
Minimum standards for a B+ to A level job: four NT games in the last four years, at least two wins (OR a big run in the ten-year window)
Average standards for a B+ to A level job: six NT games in the last four years, three wins.
So basically, If you can get a pair of NT wins in your four season window (in at least two appearances), you seem to be qualified for high-level jobs in real life (the equivalent of the WIS B+/A-/A jobs). In WIS, this kind of resume qualifies you for C+/B- jobs (I had a resume very similar to Turgeon's in Knight a few years back and actually got rejected from B- jobs).
This is just a starting point, so feel free to add more to this. I didn't go over jobs that are at B- or C level, because you see a lot more hiring of assistants and unproven mid-majors at that point, and just because there's too much data to go through. All these are basically the hirings I can think of off the top of my head, so I'm sure I missed more (although hiring of assistants were intentionally excluded).
In short: WIS' hiring standards are too high. They should be brought down to keep good jobs from being run into the ground by a sim coach (and to allow good mid-major coaches to make a jump to somewhere that isn't a total train wreck). Of course, this doesn't even touch on firing logic, which needs to be amped up if hiring logic is eased up. But it's a start.