Thanks for the update, Baums.

What if he created a you tube page and everything just to troll us

Posted by Trentonjoe on 5/6/2016 9:07:00 AM (view original):
I'll take this over 'ol etta any day of the week. Coachward isn't mean. condescending or threatening. Heck, I think I would take CoachWard over colonels most of the time.

im with you, coachward is a good enough guy, there was like 1 thread he jumped on only, but outside that he seems to me to be a nice guy. nothing like etta, he's not intentionally destroying every thread. and he's definitely not a troll - he just has a different perspective than most - but he is being genuine.

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Posted by MonsterTurtl on 5/5/2016 10:57:00 AM (view original):
Wait, my gut told me not to listen to my gut, which one do I listen to?

If I listened to my gut I would be broke and probably in jail.

You have a demon in you... pray that Jesus will cast out a demon like he did to me.. You sometimes got to aggrafate to get what you want from God. Also it would help if you take my notes if you are serious about listening to your gut and following God's plan.

ahhhh, what kind a demon was it??? Don't you scientologists believe in body thetans?

You demons. You think you're something special. But you're just spirits. Twisted, perverted, evil spirits. But, end of the day, you're nothing but ghosts with an ego
http://www.supernaturalwiki.com/index.php?title=Demonology

I had a book on encyclopedia of demons but now I can't find it... There is a good source of information, here you can find out what type of demons you were possessed by.

"Humans possessed by demons exhibit black, red, yellow or white eyes depending on the demon involved." - from your source.

that's pretty interesting. you said you were possessed yourself right? what color were your eyes?

It was normal I think. I have been battling porn for years and all of a sudden it stops when I heard my gut say in Jesus name. I guess I was possessed because I couldn't stop masterbating because of the satifisication it had for me. I deleted a sex chat site after that night it offer me 5 free credits and I still deleted it. I'm glad God stop this because now all I want to do is live me life and go to the highest level and fullfiled my purpose for what i'm here to do!

you know the best cure for masturbation? a girlfriend. but be careful, you know what is guaranteed to bring it back? a wife.

im joking, but its good to hear your eyes are normal. that probably means it was no demon - its just human nature, to do things we want to do, even though we know we shouldn't. having the strength to resist, that comes from within, or with help from God, but either way, doesn't mean it has to be a demon. you know like 99.9% of males your age have the same "problem" you had? 99.9% of everyone is not possessed - thats not the problem. we are just human - imperfect, and weak to our desires. the best thing we can do is take responsibility for that reality - not to blame some demon or something!

Posted by colonels19 on 5/4/2016 11:40:00 PM (view original):
The hell is going on here? LOFL

QFE

Posted by Trentonjoe on 5/5/2016 1:23:00 PM (view original):

Posted by MonsterTurtl on 5/5/2016 10:57:00 AM (view original):
Wait, my gut told me not to listen to my gut, which one do I listen to?

If I listened to my gut I would be broke and probably in jail.

QF double E

Posted by gillispie1 on 5/6/2016 12:19:00 PM (view original):

Posted by Trentonjoe on 5/6/2016 9:07:00 AM (view original):
I'll take this over 'ol etta any day of the week. Coachward isn't mean. condescending or threatening. Heck, I think I would take CoachWard over colonels most of the time.

im with you, coachward is a good enough guy, there was like 1 thread he jumped on only, but outside that he seems to me to be a nice guy. nothing like etta, he's not intentionally destroying every thread. and he's definitely not a troll - he just has a different perspective than most - but he is being genuine.

jumping on me alone is punishable up to death by trolling

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Posted by Trentonjoe on 5/5/2016 1:23:00 PM (view original):

Posted by MonsterTurtl on 5/5/2016 10:57:00 AM (view original):
Wait, my gut told me not to listen to my gut, which one do I listen to?

If I listened to my gut I would be broke and probably in jail.

You have a demon in you... pray that Jesus will cast out a demon like he did to me.. You sometimes got to aggrafate to get what you want from God. Also it would help if you take my notes if you are serious about listening to your gut and following God's plan.

ahhhh, what kind a demon was it??? Don't you scientologists believe in body thetans?

You demons. You think you're something special. But you're just spirits. Twisted, perverted, evil spirits. But, end of the day, you're nothing but ghosts with an ego
http://www.supernaturalwiki.com/index.php?title=Demonology

I had a book on encyclopedia of demons but now I can't find it... There is a good source of information, here you can find out what type of demons you were possessed by.

"Humans possessed by demons exhibit black, red, yellow or white eyes depending on the demon involved." - from your source.

that's pretty interesting. you said you were possessed yourself right? what color were your eyes?

It was normal I think. I have been battling porn for years and all of a sudden it stops when I heard my gut say in Jesus name. I guess I was possessed because I couldn't stop masterbating because of the satifisication it had for me. I deleted a sex chat site after that night it offer me 5 free credits and I still deleted it. I'm glad God stop this because now all I want to do is live me life and go to the highest level and fullfiled my purpose for what i'm here to do!

you know the best cure for masturbation? a girlfriend. but be careful, you know what is guaranteed to bring it back? a wife.

im joking, but its good to hear your eyes are normal. that probably means it was no demon - its just human nature, to do things we want to do, even though we know we shouldn't. having the strength to resist, that comes from within, or with help from God, but either way, doesn't mean it has to be a demon. you know like 99.9% of males your age have the same "problem" you had? 99.9% of everyone is not possessed - thats not the problem. we are just human - imperfect, and weak to our desires. the best thing we can do is take responsibility for that reality - not to blame some demon or something!

+1

He gave up all of his friends and a family member for God, I don't think there is a girlfriend in the picture

Posted by MonsterTurtl on 5/6/2016 6:56:00 PM (view original):
He gave up all of his friends and a family member for God, I don't think there is a girlfriend in the picture

You're obviously not familiar with the holey spirit

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Posted by MonsterTurtl on 5/6/2016 6:56:00 PM (view original):
He gave up all of his friends and a family member for God, I don't think there is a girlfriend in the picture

You're obviously not familiar with the holey spirit

You obviously aren't either because you spelled Holy wrong

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Posted by MonsterTurtl on 5/6/2016 6:56:00 PM (view original):
He gave up all of his friends and a family member for God, I don't think there is a girlfriend in the picture

You're obviously not familiar with the holey spirit

You obviously aren't either because you spelled Holy wrong

You're awful at puns.

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Posted by MonsterTurtl on 5/6/2016 6:56:00 PM (view original):
He gave up all of his friends and a family member for God, I don't think there is a girlfriend in the picture

You're obviously not familiar with the holey spirit

You obviously aren't either because you spelled Holy wrong

You're awful at puns.

did I miss something? I am racking my brain trying to find a pun

Coach Ward: make more words, please. Also, I pulled this dope hot pocket out of the toaster yesterday. Had the Virgin Mary's face toasted right on it clear as day. Cheeseburger hot pocket, though. So I had to eat it.

Ever since then, I hear voices in the middle of the night saying, "it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again." What does that mean, coach ward? Need an expert opinion on this one. I ran out of hot pockets, but I've been putting lean pockets in the toaster trying to get her to appear again, but no luck.

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Posted by MonsterTurtl on 5/6/2016 6:56:00 PM (view original):
He gave up all of his friends and a family member for God, I don't think there is a girlfriend in the picture

You're obviously not familiar with the holey spirit

You obviously aren't either because you spelled Holy wrong

You're awful at puns.

did I miss something? I am racking my brain trying to find a pun

Holey - holes - what goes in holes?

Square pegs if it is a square hole, triangular shaped pegs if its a triangular shaped hole, hotdogs if its a hallway shaped hole.