All Forums > Gridiron Dynasty Football > Gridiron Dynasty > OT: HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I have an accusation
11/12/2012 10:42 PM

(after a presentation on peacocks at the zoo...)

Visitor:
 “Young man, can I have a word with you?

Me: “Certainly, ma’am. How can I help you?

Visitor: “I don’t appreciate you using that kind of language in front of my children.”

Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, I wasn’t aware I had.”

Visitor: “We prefer to call those birds over there pearoosters.”

Me: “Um, why?”

Visitor: “Because peacock is a bad word! I really don’t think you should be using that sort of language and those dirty words in front of small children!”


 
11/12/2012 11:03 PM
To which I hope you responded, "Holy sh*t!  Really?  D*mn, I'm sorry...I had no f*cking idea...."
11/13/2012 12:07 AM
... some f*c*ing people these days
11/13/2012 12:08 AM
Posted by hookemhorns7 on 11/13/2012 12:07:00 AM (view original):
... some f*c*ing people these days
Congrats on your first NC btw!!
11/13/2012 4:03 AM
If we are being politically correct, shouldn't they be urine - penises?
11/13/2012 5:11 AM
 YE SHOULD HAVE INTRODUCED YERSELF AS PETE LACOCK
11/13/2012 7:51 AM
Posted by caesari on 11/13/2012 12:08:00 AM (view original):
Posted by hookemhorns7 on 11/13/2012 12:07:00 AM (view original):
... some f*c*ing people these days
Congrats on your first NC btw!!
Thank you, its about time I finally got one lol
11/13/2012 9:34 AM
Ma'am, I apologize... I apologize if I ever gave you the sense that I cared what you think or what you find offensive. I apologize if I ever gave you any inclination that I support your ridiculous, over-blown sense of self-righteous importance that you have of yourself. 
11/13/2012 11:37 AM

"I apologize if the sign alerting you to a "peacock presentation" did not also inform you that the word "peacock" might be spoken during the presentation."

The real problem is that Caesari started giggling every time he said "peacock".

11/13/2012 11:55 AM

and then a geography lesson should have followed

what is the largest lake in South America --- Lake Titicaca (personal favorite)


Tiitybong in Australia
Brown Willy in Corwall England
Intercourse PA
Wet Beaver Creek in Australia

11/14/2012 8:16 AM (edited)
And my favorite Bond girl was Pus$y Galore.
11/13/2012 11:44 PM
There are two Amanite colonies in Iowa called Black Balls and Intercourse.
11/15/2012 6:53 AM
FOX NEWS HAS AN ANALYST NAMED PETER JOHNSON JR.
11/15/2012 9:38 AM
and good ole Dick Trickle -- legendary race car driver
11/15/2012 9:44 AM
I knew a Private Head, and a Major Knipple.

Him, "The K is not silent, Corporal Kilabe. It is pronounced K-nipple"
Me, "Sure it is, Sir."
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