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Posted by r0b0t on 10/19/2010 9:02:00 AM (view original):
We're hiring. If any of you fools want employment of a government desk job in the Philly area, I can forward you the link to getting a job where I am your instructor.
I'll take it.  No really, send me the link and I'll think about it
10/19/2010 10:04 AM
Posted by moy23 on 10/19/2010 9:37:00 AM (view original):
I didn't get the pwm job. Lost out to an internal. Why do ******* banks even post jobs externally?

The Rooney Rule?

10/19/2010 10:08 AM
Posted by blackmink18 on 10/19/2010 10:04:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 10/19/2010 9:02:00 AM (view original):
We're hiring. If any of you fools want employment of a government desk job in the Philly area, I can forward you the link to getting a job where I am your instructor.
I'll take it.  No really, send me the link and I'll think about it

Me too.  Do I get to carry a gun?

10/19/2010 10:09 AM
Kinda odd KP rolled before $ did.
10/19/2010 10:10 AM
Posted by bret2775 on 10/19/2010 10:09:00 AM (view original):
Posted by blackmink18 on 10/19/2010 10:04:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 10/19/2010 9:02:00 AM (view original):
We're hiring. If any of you fools want employment of a government desk job in the Philly area, I can forward you the link to getting a job where I am your instructor.
I'll take it.  No really, send me the link and I'll think about it

Me too.  Do I get to carry a gun?

would my child be west philadelphia born and raised?
10/19/2010 10:11 AM
And for the NY crew... I am planning on taking my mom to NYC for her 60th next year.  Looking for ideas on some things to do while there.  Shows(Letterman & Broadway)  restaurants, places to stay, etc....  I am looking around the Aug.-Oct. timeframe.
10/19/2010 10:12 AM
Posted by antonsirius on 10/18/2010 11:10:00 PM (view original):
Simmons put a herculean Twitter jinx on the Yanks tonight.
I just saw that.  Stellar.
10/19/2010 10:24 AM
Posted by dherz_263 on 10/19/2010 9:11:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 10/19/2010 9:02:00 AM (view original):
We're hiring. If any of you fools want employment of a government desk job in the Philly area, I can forward you the link to getting a job where I am your instructor.
good, someones got to keep TM off the unemployment line
Just got my resume updated last night.

What's the current judgment on resume length.  Are you automatically considered an ******* for having a two pager?
10/19/2010 10:26 AM
Posted by tylermathias on 10/19/2010 10:26:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 10/19/2010 9:11:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 10/19/2010 9:02:00 AM (view original):
We're hiring. If any of you fools want employment of a government desk job in the Philly area, I can forward you the link to getting a job where I am your instructor.
good, someones got to keep TM off the unemployment line
Just got my resume updated last night.

What's the current judgment on resume length.  Are you automatically considered an ******* for having a two pager?
As long as you don't mention the fire you started and how nepotism got you the job, you'll be a quick hire.
And the longer the resume the better for professional positions.  If you fill out for an application online, they usually end up at 4+ pages.
10/19/2010 10:39 AM
And if they ask for a writing sample, I'd stay away from the first chapter of the book your writing.
10/19/2010 10:40 AM
That was actually pretty good, mink.
10/19/2010 11:09 AM
one page resumes are only good if you are right out of college. You should have at least a two pager these days.
10/19/2010 11:13 AM
Posted by tylermathias on 10/19/2010 10:24:00 AM (view original):
Posted by antonsirius on 10/18/2010 11:10:00 PM (view original):
Simmons put a herculean Twitter jinx on the Yanks tonight.
I just saw that.  Stellar.
i enjoy Simmons's tweeting...and KFuckingP.
10/19/2010 11:15 AM
Posted by dmurphy104 on 10/19/2010 11:13:00 AM (view original):
one page resumes are only good if you are right out of college. You should have at least a two pager these days.
Concur
10/19/2010 11:17 AM
I should get a couple of type Bs in KP. Funny thing is, Crosby finished 2nd in batting and 1st in sb each of the first 2 seasons, isnt even worthy of a type B. I will re-sign him at 4 mil. I was overloaded with average SPs and in the bullpen, so I can afford to let those pitchers go.

Hate to admit, but the cap is becoming a bit of an issue..nothing too restrictive, but I will have to let my decent RF walk instead of paying him his 8 mil +. That wil put me about 10 mil under the cap and should allow me to get the couple of complimentary pieces I want in FA and give me some trade flexibility.
10/19/2010 11:22 AM
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