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3/11/2014 4:32 PM
Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 4:15:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 3/11/2014 4:00:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:26:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 3/11/2014 2:26:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:23:00 PM (view original):
Who isn't married at this point?
babypop is engaged

gin probably divorced and remarried that same girl a few more times.
Nice job babypop.

Gin and that woman will never quit each other.
She was easy to quit once she started putting on weight.
Chicken or egg scenario?
In my experience there's something about treating a woman well makes her gain weight.  Even if she starts out as a marathon runner, love and safety will slowly transform her into a walmart shopper.  

Either that or all women just get old while my dick never ages.

3/11/2014 4:35 PM
Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:07:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 3/11/2014 12:52:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 12:02:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 3/10/2014 9:50:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 3/10/2014 5:57:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/10/2014 2:45:00 PM (view original):
Any of you cease to be fat yet?
Dropped 25 lbs in 2013 and another 5 this year, so I'm working on it (and a solid 50 lbs lighter than I was at my heaviest in 2013)....


But no, not really.
I ended up cutting 65lbs. over the past two years
That is dramatic.
amazing how easy it is to do when you cut out alcohol and start exercising regularly...hell, I've run two marathons during that time and did a Tough Mudder, holy **** was that one crazy.  Stupid electric shock at the end put me face first in the mud but we got beer afterward so it was worth it.
I've done two TMs and I am done.  Way too unsafe.  I got a viscous bone infection stemming from a knee puncture that subsequently got flooded with grosness at a TM.  Almost lost my leg and was on an IV for like 3 months.
This is why I dong care to run. Ever.
3/11/2014 4:38 PM
Posted by larry_jew on 3/11/2014 4:32:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 4:15:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 3/11/2014 4:00:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:26:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 3/11/2014 2:26:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:23:00 PM (view original):
Who isn't married at this point?
babypop is engaged

gin probably divorced and remarried that same girl a few more times.
Nice job babypop.

Gin and that woman will never quit each other.
She was easy to quit once she started putting on weight.
Chicken or egg scenario?
In my experience there's something about treating a woman well makes her gain weight.  Even if she starts out as a marathon runner, love and safety will slowly transform her into a walmart shopper.  

Either that or all women just get old while my dick never ages.

Hmm.....  you know, I think there is merit to that is some degree.

Every chick tries a little less once they feel safe.  Spot on.
3/11/2014 4:42 PM
Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:44:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 3/11/2014 2:43:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 3/11/2014 2:42:00 PM (view original):
heh, I have grown intellectually during my time away.  New role at work, I'm reading books and stuff now and I even watch the news.
robusk goes to church, so he's grown spiritually.

TM has a new cat.
Wait, how do you know I go to church?
Instagram
3/11/2014 4:48 PM
Posted by larry_jew on 3/11/2014 4:03:00 PM (view original):
Shtickless being active paired with a missing jetliner makes me feel like I'm trapped in an episode of lost.
Nice.  I gave you a thumb. 
3/11/2014 4:52 PM
Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 4:13:00 PM (view original):
If you guys give me your reddit usernames we can blow this **** up.
I just made a tylermathias username there.  I must have used something else when I signed up before.
3/11/2014 4:55 PM
Skins re-signed Moss, signed a middling guard and linebacker.  I feel like they're pushing for Byrd.  Probably not a great idea, cost-benefit wise.
3/11/2014 5:44 PM
what up fellas
3/11/2014 5:44 PM
1000 post year?
3/11/2014 5:46 PM
or NCAA tourney player draft
3/11/2014 5:46 PM
Cram backwards
3/11/2014 5:54 PM
Same. As Gmail name, Usk
3/11/2014 11:07 PM (edited)
Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:23:00 PM (view original):
Who isn't married at this point?
'tis I
3/11/2014 7:48 PM
so Hoops Dynasty is cool again right?
3/11/2014 7:53 PM
I can't quit WIS, its ridiculous how many teams i still have, just in the past year i moved most of my hoops dynasty teams up to D1 major conferences out of boredom.  
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