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11/9/2010 11:40 AM
Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 11:39:00 AM (view original):
Chuck Briese is sensitive about his food.
It's one of his only vices. Give the guy a break.
11/9/2010 11:40 AM
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:29:00 AM (view original):
When are we going to hit up the Sugar House casino? I know they have a steak place in there.
3/2/2015
11/9/2010 11:40 AM
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 11:36:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:34:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 11:31:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:24:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 11:11:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:10:00 AM (view original):

I had Chipotle recently. Where's that rank on your morally superior index of chain restaurants? Five Guys?

 

And how famous of a chain is Texas Roadhouse? I've enjoyed that place.

Chipotle is disgusting...  I have eaten Five Guys when wasted but I don't eat a lot of meat so I don't go there too often.  Never heard of the last place but places ending in "Roadhouse" don't usually do it for me.
You don't eat much meat and you like shrimp scampi? No wonder your wife left you, you're barely even a man.
I was saying I don't like shrimp scampi.  I don't really like shrimp in general.

I eat fish several times a week if you want to count that.
I don't count fish.

Plus, aren't most fish more contaminated than regular meat?
Contamination isn't really my fear.  Hormones, antibioitics, unnatural diets and crap like that are what stress me out.
It's not like you have a daughter who will get jugs by 8 because of the milk she drinks... Why should you care if you die at 70 or 80? Those years suck anyway.
I actually suspect I will die sooner than most...  I just want to feel good during those dieing years.
11/9/2010 11:41 AM
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:39:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 11/9/2010 11:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 11:21:00 AM (view original):
The other 25% of the time is when I am drunk or hungover.
Gotta love a health nazi who admits to being drunk or hungover for 75% of his meals.

I like the idea of you touring farms and butcher shops making sure they're worthy of your business though. 
your math sucks. dmang0 would be disappointed.

I like to think robusk has a fake health inspector badge and he walks around places with a clipboard.
That would be awesome.
11/9/2010 11:41 AM
Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 11:40:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 11/9/2010 11:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 11:21:00 AM (view original):
The other 25% of the time is when I am drunk or hungover.
Gotta love a health nazi who admits to being drunk or hungover for 75% of his meals.

I like the idea of you touring farms and butcher shops making sure they're worthy of your business though. 
Inverse on that percentage.

I typically rely on people I know who have more time for farm tours than myself.

I am not a proud man.
Yeah, I've got one of those consciousness-altering headaches.  My mistake, but you get the point.
11/9/2010 11:41 AM
Hopefully my eventual daughter doesn't get her period before she is potty trained.
11/9/2010 11:42 AM

is that how you spell dieing? Now people are going to think my will includes requests involving Easter Eggs. Great.

11/9/2010 11:42 AM
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:34:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 11:31:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:24:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 11:11:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:10:00 AM (view original):

I had Chipotle recently. Where's that rank on your morally superior index of chain restaurants? Five Guys?

 

And how famous of a chain is Texas Roadhouse? I've enjoyed that place.

Chipotle is disgusting...  I have eaten Five Guys when wasted but I don't eat a lot of meat so I don't go there too often.  Never heard of the last place but places ending in "Roadhouse" don't usually do it for me.
You don't eat much meat and you like shrimp scampi? No wonder your wife left you, you're barely even a man.
I was saying I don't like shrimp scampi.  I don't really like shrimp in general.

I eat fish several times a week if you want to count that.
I don't count fish.

Plus, aren't most fish more contaminated than regular meat?
You should only count fish if you sleep underwater.
11/9/2010 11:42 AM
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:42:00 AM (view original):

is that how you spell dieing? Now people are going to think my will includes requests involving Easter Eggs. Great.

I have no clue.
11/9/2010 11:42 AM
Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 11:40:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:38:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 11:36:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:34:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 11:31:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:24:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 11:11:00 AM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:10:00 AM (view original):

I had Chipotle recently. Where's that rank on your morally superior index of chain restaurants? Five Guys?

 

And how famous of a chain is Texas Roadhouse? I've enjoyed that place.

Chipotle is disgusting...  I have eaten Five Guys when wasted but I don't eat a lot of meat so I don't go there too often.  Never heard of the last place but places ending in "Roadhouse" don't usually do it for me.
You don't eat much meat and you like shrimp scampi? No wonder your wife left you, you're barely even a man.
I was saying I don't like shrimp scampi.  I don't really like shrimp in general.

I eat fish several times a week if you want to count that.
I don't count fish.

Plus, aren't most fish more contaminated than regular meat?
Contamination isn't really my fear.  Hormones, antibioitics, unnatural diets and crap like that are what stress me out.
It's not like you have a daughter who will get jugs by 8 because of the milk she drinks... Why should you care if you die at 70 or 80? Those years suck anyway.
I actually suspect I will die sooner than most...  I just want to feel good during those dieing years.
not eating much meat makes no man feel good.
11/9/2010 11:42 AM
Posted by robusk on 11/9/2010 11:41:00 AM (view original):
Hopefully my eventual daughter doesn't get her period before she is potty trained.
If she's anything like her father, she will.
11/9/2010 11:42 AM
Good talk.  Nothing gets Shtickless going like elitism.
11/9/2010 11:43 AM
can vegan girls swallow?
11/9/2010 11:44 AM
My ex was a vegan,  but not a swallower.  I have no clue if that is enough evidence though.
11/9/2010 11:44 AM
Posted by r0b0t on 11/9/2010 11:42:00 AM (view original):

is that how you spell dieing? Now people are going to think my will includes requests involving Easter Eggs. Great.

I might bring back POTD for this.
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