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1/19/2011 8:51 AM

TM had to work for the defense because his mom once told him he has a prosecution complex.

1/19/2011 8:52 AM
TM never landed on Double Jeopardy.
1/19/2011 8:55 AM
He thinks Sam Waterson is an actual District Attorney.
1/19/2011 8:56 AM
TM thinks voir dire involves picking a lunch destination that serves venison.
1/19/2011 9:18 AM
When TM heard there was a hung jury, he asked the foreman out for voir dire.
1/19/2011 9:19 AM

Some of TM's lawyer nicknames will now follow:

1/19/2011 9:19 AM
The Re-Tort
1/19/2011 9:19 AM
The Burden of Poof
1/19/2011 9:19 AM
The three bills of rights
1/19/2011 9:20 AM
Fatlock
1/19/2011 9:22 AM
Horace Gravy (SC Justice humor)
1/19/2011 9:23 AM
Abe Fattass
1/19/2011 9:24 AM
Warren E. Hamburger

E stands for Eats
1/19/2011 9:24 AM
Sandra GAY O'LARDASS
1/19/2011 9:26 AM
To Eat a Mockingbird
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