It's not a game. I'm trying to understand you, and right now I don't.
"Processed food is still food."
Right, and I can say "same-sex marriage is still marriage." And you'd say, no, marriage is between man and woman. And I'd say, no, food is something you hunt and kill, or something you eat that grew from the ground. It's been a fundamental part of human society for tens of thousands of years.
What am I missing?