Oh, I love this. Lets go through it point by point:
Mike: It's unprecedented to allow gay marriage.
Me: 11 states do it now. Not unprecedented.
Mike: Sometimes states do stupid **** and the feds have to correct them. Like secession.
Me: Well, ok, but secession wasn't legal for the states. Regulating marriage is.
MIke: Brown hair don't care.
Me: Um, secession was illegal. Regulating marriage isn't. What's your point?
Mike: Feds don't have to recognize gay marriage.
Me: But they will, once DOMA is gone.
Mike: BLAH BLAH BLAH FINGERS IN MY EARS