Well, Mr. Mike, I know you're the Godfather of HBD and all, and are one of WIS's most valued employees, and are busy and time-challenged in your capacity as Uberreichmarshall of WIS Gestopo and CEO of the HBD Thought Police; but if you could spare 90 seconds of your invaluable time looking at my actual HBD history you would see that I am a rebuilding specialist. I enjoy playing this game by taking over wreaked franchises and getting them back on track. (Thus, as with any turnaround artiste, my winning percentage looks bad. [Or, as you would put it, my winning percentage "sucks balls".]). And God knows there are some franchises in the peerless Moonlight Graham World that need turning around. Therefore, in that sense, I'm just the man Moonlight Graham needs.
As to the fact that you and I loathe and despise one another - isn't that too a selling point? Surely you don't think Moonlight Graham has cornered the market on smart alecs, insult artists, and fulltime haters? But, should I be admitted to your august world, you would be one, giant step closer to said corner. That's your goal isn't it? (In addition, of course, to having fun with the actual HBD game - time permitting.)
Then (my final sales point) there's the fact that, if you don't admit me, everyone will just think you're chicken, can't handle my heat. But no pressure, Godfather. Since when did you care what people think of you? Happy Alleged Independence Day!