3/11/2009 6:27 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By tecwrg on 1/26/2009
Quote: Originally Posted By mudbone1969 on 1/26/2009

Quote: Originally Posted By mudbone1969 on 3/19/2008

No such video exists.
FOUND IT!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BELwTOOtQIY

This video is great - funnier than the original Abbott and Costello routine...

3/23/2009 11:08 PM
Still funny
4/30/2009 2:10 PM
we still have a guy on one of the men's baseball teams in my league that plays 2b as a y. i wasn't able to get a video of him lastyear but we start playing in a month. i'll try to get one this year.
5/2/2009 1:28 PM
YESSSSS.
5/3/2009 10:49 AM
WOW...Up all night reading this for the first time. HO-LEE CRAP!!!

New techniques:

The Tayshaun Prince: Using ridiculous wingspan, simply hand the ball to the first baseman.

The Aaron Ralston: Catch the throw from ss/3b as usual. Using a dull knife, cut off your right arm and fling the whole schmeer toward first. Do not worry about the accuracy of your throw; the batter is likely to pass out in horror at what he has seen. Even if your first baseman also collapses, you may now retrieve the arm, glove, and ball at your leisure, and record the out. Seek medical attention. Not recommended if you need to stay in the game.
5/3/2009 10:59 AM
Quote: Originally Posted By genghisxcon on 5/03/2009
WOW...Up all night reading this for the first time. HO-LEE CRAP!!!

New techniques:

The Tayshaun Prince: Using ridiculous wingspan, simply hand the ball to the first baseman.

The Aaron Ralston: Catch the throw from ss/3b as usual. Using a dull knife, cut off your right arm and fling the whole schmeer toward first. Do not worry about the accuracy of your throw; the batter is likely to pass out in horror at what he has seen. Even if your first baseman also collapses, you may now retrieve the arm, glove, and ball at your leisure, and record the out. Seek medical attention. Not recommended if you need to stay in the game.

Also referred to as: The MJ Space Jam Method
12/23/2009 4:22 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By toddcommish on 12/23/2009
Bumped. As a Christmas gift to all.

The Gift of Laughter.

Merry Christmas to all...

Damn you. I don't have the time to read this whole thing.
4/9/2010 9:06 AM
BUMP for posterity.
5/22/2010 5:00 PM
bump!
6/7/2010 5:19 PM
This thread will die with the new forums, won't it?
6/7/2010 5:37 PM
This thread MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO DIE!
6/18/2010 11:47 AM
Hey, look, I've lengthened the Lefty 2B thread! 
6/18/2010 11:56 AM
Posted by toddcommish on 6/18/2010 11:47:00 AM (view original):
Hey, look, I've lengthened the Lefty 2B thread! 
Testing the quote function.
6/19/2010 8:41 PM
It Lives! Awesome.
6/20/2010 1:45 PM
Posted by toddcommish on 6/18/2010 11:47:00 AM (view original):
Hey, look, I've lengthened the Lefty 2B thread! 
Good job.
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