1.  The Mexican - the wife laughed the entire time, I didn't crack a smile, not my type of humor
2.  The Fountain - I understood it, it was just so slow
3.  Alien 3 - not only was it bad, but it made me mad by killing off great characters from the end of Aliens

Thankfully the wife didn't make me finish Titanic or it would be here somewhere!

1. Midnight Cowboy
2. Misery
3. Almost every Adam Sandler Movie

Just realized 99% of the movies offered on Hulu.com fall into this category

CORE

The Dukes of Hazzard.  Even looking at Jessica Simpson on those shorty shorts could not keep me watching this movie past the first 15 minutes.  It totally sucked ***!!

#1 - My Own Private Idaho - girlfriend tricked me into going - best scene was some dude ******* into a wheelbarrow
#2 - Don't Mess with the Zohan - why the hell do I want to see movie based on 1,000 shots of Adam Sandler's crotch?
#3 - Blind Fury - a blind swordfighter... ummm, no

I believe there are only three movies that I wanted to watch that I have not finished (I have been flipping through and not completed movies for various reasons):

Bruno
Towelhead
Dinner for Schmucks

Every other movie no matter how bad I have finished and I have never left a movie in a theater (the three above were all on television in some capacity).  I was surprised at how much I disliked Bruno, since I liked Borat and have watched every episode of the Da Ali G show, Bruno was just so bad.  Towelhead and Dinner for Schmucks just had totally unlikeable main characters that I couldn't get through them. 

I actually got up out of the theater and left during Prince of Persia ... I would have done the same for 10,000 B.C., but I kept waiting for some epic battle scene that never came.

Unfortunately, I finished this one with my head screaming, and it's the only time in my life I yelled out loud to make sure everyone in the theater knew my opinion.  You're watching it thinking, there's going to be a good payoff in the end.  Trust me, it NEVER happens.

When, I mean IF, I go to hell, I have no doubt there will be an endless showing of the movie "THE ENGLISH PATIENT".

THE ENGLISH PATIENT
THE ENGLISH PATIENT
THE ENGLISH PATIENT

At the end of Boogie Nights, after a big group of us (guys and girls) watched the film, my buddy stood up and said in a voice loud enough to be heard by everyone in the theater "That is the worst f***ing movie I have ever seen!" 

There were laughs and applause.  I just wondered why he sat through the whole thing instead of leaving. 

Posted by muddapucka on 7/5/2012 8:43:00 PM (view original):
At the end of Boogie Nights, after a big group of us (guys and girls) watched the film, my buddy stood up and said in a voice loud enough to be heard by everyone in the theater "That is the worst f***ing movie I have ever seen!" 

There were laughs and applause.  I just wondered why he sat through the whole thing instead of leaving. 

Heather Graham sex scenes were pretty nice.