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7/18/2012 4:44 PM
Laura, Lauren...

It just had to rhyme.
7/18/2012 4:48 PM
There once was a townie named PGod
Who thought he was quite a hot rod
He moaned and he groaned
And ended up getting owned
And then he voted out the Vice Squad
7/18/2012 4:49 PM
Posted by caesari on 7/18/2012 4:44:00 PM (view original):
There once was a douche named pola,
Who always made fun of Laura,
He sat at home,
on google chrome,
While he drank and ate granola.
That was horrible.  Nice try though.  Quite a disappointment after your first one.
7/18/2012 5:12 PM
A mafia game host, that's valid.
But he's not good at writing a ballad.
He tried burning the master
but it was a disaster,
perhaps cuz he's named after a salad.
7/18/2012 5:24 PM
THAT was a good one Tyson!  I actually LOL'd at that one!
7/18/2012 5:40 PM
NOTHING ELSE RHYMED WITH POLA
7/18/2012 5:45 PM
There once was a man named pola
He smoked lots of weed from a bowla
He made a great big mistake
And are an African steak
And unfortunately he died from ebola.
7/18/2012 5:48 PM
Posted by nyaggie98 on 7/18/2012 5:45:00 PM (view original):
There once was a man named pola
He smoked lots of weed from a bowla
He made a great big mistake
And are an African steak
And unfortunately he died from ebola.
New favorite. 
7/18/2012 7:26 PM
Posted by polabonez on 7/18/2012 1:08:00 AM (view original):
One of us need to get thetwo to vote first.... Maybe for mudda. Then mudda votes for him on my command. Then ffb. U get babick to follow suit. Then it's 3-1-1... You vote me and I vote you. Win for team mafia.

Plan Succeeded.

OWNED

7/18/2012 7:32 PM
I believe they have been totaly mind ****** now!
7/18/2012 7:33 PM
BTW Tyson, this is the exact reason I didn't trust you for most of the last game!  lol
7/18/2012 8:11 PM
Why?
7/18/2012 8:12 PM
Btw: Is it a limerick or a haiku?
7/18/2012 8:18 PM
It's a limerick.
7/18/2012 8:19 PM
A haiku is some kind of chinease poem where you use like 5 words, then 7 words, and then 5 words again.  Or something like that.
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