Delta, Ohio 8:45 PM EST ---
President Barrack Obama announced at around 8:15 PM, on Thursday, February 14th, that the new Beta system released by by WhatIfSports(WIS) will be immediately taxed. The soon to be highly successful sports simulation game, known as GridIron Dynasty, is seen merely as another form of income for a very liberal and free spending government. Norbert, fine engineer behind the promising Beta release has declined to comment.
The release comes nearly two years after a promise of a better system. The 3.0 release was meant to fix many issues that came about from the former 2.0 release. The 2.0 release, constructed by Notre Dame alum, JConte, fell short of all expectations. Game clocks were not programmed correctly, and kickers couldn't make extra points.
Fanatic, Caesari is freaking out. We asked him how he felt about the release and he answered, "OHMYGOSH I AM FREAKING OUT I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED HOLY CRAPPPPPPPP!!!!" Either he is overly excited, or he became a little too thirsty on Thirsty Thursday, and too soon.
Jfootball88, the 'nostradamus' of the current era, still has yet to reply to his missed prophesy.
Arfy is happy to be back in D-III, but many fans and fellow coaches believe failure is in the future.
Tea Party representatives are expected to fight this tax. Lennay Kukua(R-HI), states that it is simply not constitutional for the president to impose a tax by executive order, without first consulting congress.
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