The CCAA in the TARK world is looking for a brave soul of impeccable character (ok, impeccable character is optional) is looking for someone to take over the once (ok, never) proud program of CSU, Dominguez Hills.
Here is the good news:
The CCAA is a top 3 DII conference in Tark.
Lots of extra recruiting cash (normally around 5-7k).
A full conference (you'd make 12).
A group of owners that is universally considered the best looking, smartest, and friendliest in all of WIS.
The bad news:
CSU, Dominguez Hills (nicknamed Compton by some of the RL California guys) sucks.
They haven't had a human coach in 27 seasons.
They haven't had a winning season in 42 seasons.
You're gonna get your teeth kicked in year one.
Honestly, apply early and often, this job will fill fast! ;)