"Besides, would a GIRL be on a sports forum while watching The Vampire Diaries with their wife?"
Probably not, but a lesbian might.
"That only leaves two options: I am a man, or i am a lesbian.
It is the former, not the latter."
Uh huh. Hey, I like girls too. That's something we have in common. I also like turkey basters. That's something else we have in common. There are all kinds of families, and what really matters is that mommy and "daddy" both love their children.