Here's a story from when I was 12-13. Our coach was a yeller. And, despite coaching 12-13 year olds, he'd drop the occassional F-bomb. He was in a pissy mood one practice so we're quiet as hell while taking infield. Our 1B bobbled a throw. He mildly went off on him "Goddammit. Everyone on the team is trying to help you. Just catch the damn ball." Of course, me, the 2B and 3B thought that was mildly funny. So we went about handcuffing our 1B on every throw, nothing in the chest but still catchable so we wouldn't get yelled at. So he starts to really struggle over there. Finally our coach had enough. Paraphrasing "MOTHERFUCK!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CATCH THE ******* BALL AND KEEP ONE FOOT ON THE BAG!! FIRSTBASE IS THE EASIEST ******* POSITION ON THE FIELD TO PLAY!!! CATCH THE ******* BALL, THROW IT 12 FEET TO THE PITCHER, TAKE YOUR POSITION AND WAIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO THROW YOU THE GODDAM BALL AGAIN!!! GODDAMMIT, I'M ABOUT THE ******* THROW UP WATCHING YOU OVER THERE!! EVERYONE IS HELPING YOU AND YOU CAN'T GET IT RIGHT!! GET THE **** OFF MY FIELD AND DON'T EVEN ******* THINK ABOUT SITTING ON MY BENCH!!! GO SIT IN THE GODDAM BLEACHERS UNTIL PRACTICE IS OVER!!! ****!!!"