Posted by evil_twin on 6/17/2014 10:06:00 AM (view original):
No, the NSA reads yours. Different branches in the Pentagon can't communicate with each other, do you think completely separate entities from different Departments can?
OBAMA: This is the PRESIDENT.
STARBUCKS: You want some coffee?
OBAMA: NO! I want the IRS!
STARBUCKS: We'll transfer your call.
PIZZA HUT: Pizza Hut. Pick up or delivery?
OBAMA: I WANT THE IRS!
PIZZA HUT: That's the deluxe. Any sides with that?
OBAMA: I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! GET ME THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE!
JOE BIDEN: Pizza Hut?
OBAMA: NO!!! I want the IRS!
JOE BIDEN: Oh hey Mr. President. It's me. Joe Biden. I'm keeping track of every stimulus dollar spent so we can be accountable to the American people for every dollar spent. It doesn't look good right now. What do you want on your pizza?
OBAMA: SHUT UP! Transfer me over to the IRS! Extra pepperoni.
ERIC HOLDER: Automatic or single shot?
OBAMA: Is that you Eric? Look. All I want to do is get ahold of Lois. Can you do that for me?
ERIC HOLDER: We're not talking. She's a *****.
OBAMA: I Know. That's why I hired her. And married a lawyer. Get me Lois or you're fired!