make me universal commish of all sports in America and I would:
MLB - salary cap/ floor- something like 150 million/ 65 million. adjustable yr.to yr. no more buying excellence ala Yanks, dodgers, red sux etc.if ye cant field a winner with that ye dont deserve it.
-shorten game times, eliminate yank-redsux 4 hour snoozefests for example--pitchers have 15 seconds to deliver pitch.otherwise automatic 2 balls. batters cannot step out, automatic strike if they do.
-eliminate all body armour for hitters
- outlaw dh. outlaw metal bats acrosst all organized bb
- reinstate Peter H. Rose immediately
- ban for life all steroid+ hgh users(Braun retroactively
- mandate at least 2 day games(1 each home team) for all playoff+ W.S. games
NFL-- All new stadia must be open, real grass. i.e. no domes
-strengthen steroid and hgh testing. it aint natural to be 6-5, 350. wake up
-cut commish salary to 500,000. Goodells 15 million is obscene. donate rest to youth football leagues and concussion victims
NHL--Almost perfect sport. eliminate shootout, play 10 minutes of ot in reg. season
NBA-- Awful sport almost beyond redemption. Raise baskets too 11 feet. outlaw dunks. reinstate hand checking and defense.
NASCAR-- outlaw "sport" entirely. Save million of gallons of fuel, oil, and tons of rubber. Hire drivers as taxi+ limo drivers, truckers. Hire pit crews as mechanics. Induct rubes, rednecks and white trash "fans" into military, Sanitation depts. and as
Boxing-- ban Don King from involvement. direct deposit prize money right into pugilists bank accounts.
Golf+ Tennis--- allow crowd noise, if the pompous, pampered snobs cant concentrate hard enough to hit the ball, tough titties