What the Sam Hill (not Steven Hill) does San Juan Hill have to do with this? Sam Hill does not, nor ever has been an owner or resident of these Hills. Steven Hill is the actor who was on "Law & Order", but legal acumen will not help you circumnavigate these Hills. Lastly, San Juan is not one of our Hills. (but you'll wish you had Teddy Roosevelt with you if you try charging up one of them.)