too small. Then for some reason, it matters. Like, really matters. In a bad way. Like, kicked outta bed and told to leave bad. Loser bad. Cresty bad. Not that I'd know. Just heard. From a friend. Yeah, a friend. I mean a friend's cousin. Yeah, that's it.
I forgot to put on my drawers this morning. When saw my shorts in the mirror later on, (blank)