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robusk
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Patrick Willis must have the biggest dick in the NFL.  Dude is an absolute beast.
9/2/2010 9:00 PM
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I would take a testicle transplant from him.
9/2/2010 9:09 PM
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Posted by robusk on 9/2/2010 8:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 9/2/2010 8:43:00 PM (view original):
is she a grad student?     
Yes she is in fact.
discipline/degree?  I'll work up a profile.
9/2/2010 9:16 PM
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Posted by blackmink18 on 9/2/2010 8:49:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 9/2/2010 8:41:00 PM (view original):
My girlfriend just got tickets to UConn - UM.  I haven't been to a game at the Big House yet.  I am really quite excited.
you've got a girlfriend?  I thought you gave up on women
BURN.
9/2/2010 9:16 PM
blackmink18
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Tebow is looking like his old self, his old sling shot throwing style for the most part.
9/2/2010 9:21 PM
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Posted by robusk on 9/2/2010 9:00:00 PM (view original):
Patrick Willis must have the biggest dick in the NFL.  Dude is an absolute beast.
is this causation or correlation?
9/2/2010 9:23 PM
AlCheez
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That was a good inning.
9/2/2010 10:00 PM
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Posted by robusk on 9/2/2010 9:00:00 PM (view original):
Patrick Willis must have the biggest dick in the NFL.  Dude is an absolute beast.
you know how i know you're gay?
9/2/2010 10:57 PM
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how?
9/2/2010 10:59 PM
vandydave
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he watches nfl games and thinks about the players genitals.
9/2/2010 11:02 PM
jwelsh1023
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Oh
9/2/2010 11:02 PM
jwelsh1023
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not a bad little 6-1 trip to the left coast.
9/2/2010 11:03 PM
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Posted by rlahann on 9/2/2010 9:16:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 9/2/2010 8:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by larry_jew on 9/2/2010 8:43:00 PM (view original):
is she a grad student?     
Yes she is in fact.
discipline/degree?  I'll work up a profile.
Dual graduate degree in Social Work and Law... never going to make a buck.  She is Jewish though, so there has to be some family money.
9/2/2010 11:05 PM
rlahann
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Jewish altruist that likes to dress up charity with unnecessary prestige so that she's not "just a social worker"?  That's seriously my wheelhouse.  I could add fifty pounds and still pull that ****.
9/2/2010 11:15 PM
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Oh, and congrats. Glad you're happy.  Obvi.
9/2/2010 11:19 PM
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