Daily Ration of Nonsense Topic

This is an exhibition season, so that's probably why the minutes are so screwy.
7/20/2011 6:28 PM
Posted by malone9975 on 7/20/2011 5:00:00 PM (view original):
The steals thing sucks, but stranger things have happened irl.  The rebound thing I get.  Gilmore and Thorpe can't hope to hold off KLove, Howard, and Noah esp. when those 3 alone are about 40% oreb and 80% dreb
WTFsports has nothing to do with IRL - it is based on statistical determiners and functions in many ways exactly opposite of real life

in real life stats come after events, in the sim they are supposed to determine those events (because that's what you are 'paying' for when you draft your team) and to the extent that outlier behavior rears its ugly head (all the time) you are being cheated out of your 'money' (and, one might argue, money)
7/20/2011 7:21 PM
WHYtheHELLyouNIXEDtheTRADE????

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
78-79 M.L. Carr* 40 12/16 1/2 2/3 2 5 5 1 5 2 3 27
91-92 Michael Jordan* 39 15/29 0/1 4/5 0 8 9 0 10 3 2 34
94-95 Gary Payton* 38 13/21 3/4 7/10 0 0 7 0 4 0 0 36
02-03 Ben Wallace* 37 2/5 0/1 0/0 1 9 2 2 3 0 0 4
91-92 Larry Nance* 31 6/17 0/0 0/0 3 5 5 1 3 2 2 12
2011  Robert Hodges 14 1/2 0/0 0/0 0 2 2 0 1 0 1 2
98-99 Al Harrington 11 1/8 0/2 0/0 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 2
2011  Victor Bachus 10 4/6 1/1 0/1 0 0 0 0 2 0 2 9
2011  Alvin Jones 10 1/3 0/0 3/3 0 2 5 0 1 1 2 5
61-62 Joe Ruklick 3 1/2 0/0 0/0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 2
96-97 Tony Dumas 3 2/4 0/2 0/0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 4
64-65 Barry Kramer 3 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
TOTALS   58/113 5/13 16/22 8 34 36 4 30 9 14 137
  51.3% 38.5% 72.7%  
Ashadelphia Mustangs

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
66-67 Wilt Chamberlain* 47 13/19 0/0 2/2 7 20 8 2 0 9 2 28
09-10 Jason Kidd* 38 2/9 1/6 0/0 0 11 11 1 1 5 0 5
90-91 Charles Barkley* 34 12/18 1/2 1/2 5 11 5 1 2 5 3 26
92-93 Dennis Rodman* 25 3/7 1/4 0/0 4 10 1 0 0 6 6 7
02-03 Glen Rice 24 5/10 4/8 2/2 1 6 0 0 0 4 0 16
10-11 Mike Bibby* 18 4/7 1/3 1/1 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 10
2011  Wesley Young 15 5/9 3/6 1/2 1 4 0 0 0 3 0 14
10-11 Carmelo Anthony 10 2/6 1/3 2/4 0 1 1 1 0 2 1 7
2011  Michael Reyna 10 1/3 0/0 2/2 0 2 1 0 0 3 3 4
2011  Jay Tang 9 1/2 0/1 0/0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 2
96-97 Kenny Smith 7 2/3 2/2 0/0 0 1 3 0 0 1 1 6
90-91 T.R. Dunn 3 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
TOTALS   50/93 14/35 11/15 18 68 31 5 4 40 17 125
  53.8% 40.0% 73.3%  
* - denotes game starter
Player of the Game
Michael Jordan (WHYtheHELLyouNIXEDtheTRADE????)

40 turnovers.
40.
FORTY.

I would just like to submit the idea of 40 turnovers.
12/17/2011 4:27 PM
How about 30 steals? Three more than the all-time record for one game.  Five of them by ML Carr.  You were only able to get 4 steals and 5 blocks, but you don't really have anyone to play D for your team.  I mean Wilt, Rodman, and Kidd had no defensive prowess.  Although I will say that is a pretty sick defensive lineup he has.
12/17/2011 5:55 PM
The first team won 49 games in the regular season.  The second team won 67.  The first team was in a Conference that had six 40 game winners.  The second team was in a Division with five 45 game winners.  But in a seven game series, the first team prevailed in the Finals.

Team: O.K. Fine                    
Coach: rubnsly                    
    Usage% 2pt%# 3pt%# eFG% OReb% DReb% Ast% Stl% Blk%
08-09 Kobe Bryant  SG  32.3 49.3 34.8 50.2 3.3 12 16.1 1.8 0.7
73-74 Norm Van Lier  PG  19.9 42.2 34.4 43.9 3.9 9.3 23 2.3 0.1
08-09 Dwight Howard  C  26.2 57.1 0 57.2 13.5 27.5 5.3 1.3 4.8
93-94 Nate McMillan  PG  12.4 47.3 39.4 51.3 2.9 13.8 24.2 5 0.7
05-06 Marcus Camby  C  19.6 47.1 9 46.6 7.9 31.2 8 1.9 5.8
75-76 Mike Gale  SG  15.1 46.4 17.9 45.8 2.7 8.3 14.3 2.7 1.1
00-01 Dikembe Mutombo  C  13.5 48.1 0 47.7 11.4 31.5 4.3 0.5 4.8
07-08 Kirk Snyder  SF  17.1 54.6 21.6 52.1 4.3 14.8 11.1 1.3 1.2
80-81 John Duren  PG  13.3 32.7 0 32.7 2 6.5 14 1.7 0.2
99-00 Rafer Alston  PG  15.5 29.8 21.4 30 1.5 5.5 24.3 1.5 0
98-99 Dennis Scott  SF  14.6 33.7 29.3 37.5 1.7 8.8 5.8 0.7 0.3
75-76 Lee Davis  PF  10.1 18.2 0 18.2 0 9.4 2.4 0.8 1
                     
Team: Unoriginal Bastard V                    
Coach: slymonium                    
    Usage% 2pt%# 3pt%# eFG% OReb% DReb% Ast% Stl% Blk%
08-09 Jason Kidd  PG  13.6 42.5 40.2 52.2 3.2 15.5 30.8 2.6 0.8
08-09 Danny Granger  SF  29.7 46.8 40.1 51.8 2.1 12.8 9.3 1.3 2.3
06-07 Manu Ginobili  SG  27.5 50.2 39.4 53.9 3.5 14.4 17 2.6 0.8
96-97 Dennis Rodman  PF  10 46 26.1 45.6 17.8 30.4 10.5 0.7 0.6
96-97 Shaquille O'Neal  C  31.1 55.8 0 55.7 11 24.7 10.8 1.1 4.6
64-65 Wilt Chamberlain  C  34.7 50.8 0 49.9 14.1 27.1 7.8 1.3 5.8
94-95 Dennis Rodman  PF  10.9 57.2 0 57.1 20.1 36.5 7.7 0.9 0.8
94-95 Clyde Drexler  SG  24.2 57.2 35.5 56.3 6 14 14.8 2.1 1
84-85 Don Buse  PG  11 43.4 36.8 48 2.4 4.6 23.3 1.6 0.1
06-07 Michael Ruffin  PF  6.3 27.6 0 27.8 13.7 11.2 2.9 1 1.8
97-98 Gerald Madkins  SG  8.9 36.9 40 47.1 0.8 5.6 25.6 2.4 0.2
09-10 Dominic McGuire  SF  9.9 37.1 0 37.5 7.6 20.3 4.4 0.8 0.7


2/1/2012 5:53 PM (edited)
Just lost a 7-game series that I was up 3-0 in to a division rival that I won 11 games more than and who just played a series.  Season series was 5-3.

coincidentally to the team I just posted about earlier.

I was 62-20, he was 51-31.  Also in this league, Hopewell Vikings (67-15) also lost in six to a division rival who was 52-30 in round 2.  The conference finals are 2 vs 4 & 3 vs 4.

Sometimes the conspiracy theory is the only thing I can hold to.  Also, leagues like this make me want to shove nc7's face in it like a dog you're trying to teach to not **** in the house.

2/2/2012 2:20 PM (edited)
And leave a little "gift" under his pillow...
2/2/2012 3:57 PM
2012 George Vannest
 
6-10, 230 lbs
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Damn Yankees

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2/13/2012 12:00 PM
That is some bullshit...a 1-10-10 D rook that can play PF and C at 100%.

Eventually they will eliminate all players from the sim and we just give the slot machine our money and watch us get screwed by all the random rookies
2/13/2012 12:13 PM
essentially they just gave me 10 minutes worth of ben wallace for nothing - that seems fair to the other owners right?
2/13/2012 12:21 PM
If you don't win the championship we can say now either you suck at this game, or seble is truly your nemesis.

I kind of view you a Gary the Platypus to seble's Dr. Doofenshmirtz.  I watch Phineas and Ferb way too much with my kid.  I am broken, help me.
2/13/2012 12:26 PM
if that were translated into (adult) english what would any of it mean?

2/13/2012 1:16 PM
also you could say that I was just unlucky which sadly in this game counts for something
2/13/2012 1:17 PM

I just noticed something odd and a little sinister - many of monkee and chester_os posts could not be converted - only those two and all throughout the post - Stalinesque is what Im saying

2/13/2012 1:36 PM
Posted by felonius on 2/13/2012 1:16:00 PM (view original):
if that were translated into (adult) english what would any of it mean?

I am a deeply disturbed father and I have a difficult time communicating unless it is done through the auspices of basketball, children's television shows, and rage.

That is all
2/13/2012 1:54 PM
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