Having staring contests with the headshots of my players, picturing other coaches nude, reporting Cravedogg to WIS for offering my recruits three-ways with him and Jim Tressell, the majesty of the GD council when it convenes all decked out in powdered wigs and stained boxers, the crisp popping-sounds of countless tounges bathing Nelson's sack, recreating the play-by-play of my box scores using the voice of Fred Schneider, convincing recruits to ride in my van, licking the $10.00 stamps for my recruitment letters, receiving sitemails from Vandy Boy written on his 14-key keyboard, wearing different disguises at my computer to fool recruits who will not accept my home visits and reading the forums on my laptop while sitting for hours and hours every day in a restaurant where I think the food is lousy, I don't order anything and ***** about the service.