ASK THE MIKET23 THREAD, PT. 6 Topic

kermit
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Who decided to give DIAH internet access again?
10/11/2016 2:36 PM
MikeT23
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The Warkworth Instituion
10/11/2016 2:43 PM
sjpoker
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I don't scratch my balls in MY trailer. Why does PSBL think that you do?
10/11/2016 8:17 PM
MikeT23
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It's been a rumor for awhile that I'm a serial ball scratcher. Not true. I don't scratch my balls any more, or any less, than the average man.
10/11/2016 9:34 PM
kermit
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Is the Donald running against Paul Ryan for President?
10/12/2016 11:54 AM
MikeT23
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He feels he can get more votes than Paul Ryan for President in 2016. I'm not sure.
10/12/2016 12:03 PM
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Posted by MikeT23 on 10/11/2016 9:34:00 PM (view original):
It's been a rumor for awhile that I'm a serial ball scratcher. Not true. I don't scratch my balls any more, or any less, than the average man.
How, exactly, do you know how much the average man scratches his balls? Have there been studies done?
10/13/2016 1:22 PM
kermit
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Once again, one of these four has to sit... who is it?

Melvin Gordon
Shady
DeMarco
Ezekiel

10/13/2016 2:26 PM
MikeT23
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From the government study. They were done with taxpayer money. Lots of taxpayer money.

Shady. I don't like him for something. Can't recall what. In fact, I'd just release his sorry ***.
10/13/2016 3:29 PM
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SHOULD CHRIS TUBBO CHRISTIE USE THE "TWINKIE DEFENCE" IF HE GOES TO TRIAL FOR ABUSE OF POWER? AFTER ALL A WOMAN DID DIE IN AN AMBULANCE STUCK IN HIS MASSIVE PAYBACK TRAFFIC JAM, RIGHT?
10/13/2016 3:41 PM (edited)
MikeT23
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HE SHOULD SAY "I'M FAT. STOP DISCRIMINATING!!!!!" AND BE DONE WITH IT. SHE WOULD HAVE PROBABLY DIED ANYWAY. THEY HAVE LOTS OF LIFE-SAVING DEVICES IN AMBULANCES, YOU KNOW!!!!
10/13/2016 3:38 PM
kermit
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I sat Gordon last night. Will Shady get more than 9 points this week (it's a 0.5 PPR league)?
10/14/2016 11:44 AM
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I'm pretty sure I told you to sit Shady. So I hope not. Hope he gets arrested and sent to jail on Saturday.
10/14/2016 11:58 AM
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I'VE GOT A GUN TO YOU AND YER FAMILY'S HEAD, SO I NEED AN ANSWER, WHAT IS YOUR CLOSEST GUESS TO THE ACTUAL ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTE BETWIXT HILLARY+ DRUMPF( YOU MUST COME WITHIN 15, OR YER DEAD) AS OF TODAY, OCT. 14TH?
10/14/2016 6:25 PM
MikeT23
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YE ARE A HOMELESS LIBERAL!!!! YE HAVE NO ACCESS TO GUNS!!!! OR HOMES!!!!

BUT, IF I HAD TO GUESS, 300ISH TO 230ISH!!!! TRUMP'S ***** GRABBIN' DAYS HAVE ****** HIM WITH THE WOMAN VOTE!!!!!
10/14/2016 6:40 PM
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