Posted by caesari on 1/16/2012 8:28:00 AM (view original):
mb stole my golfing joke.... So here's another:
What do you do if you are caught in the middle of a thunderstorm while on the golf course?
Wave a one iron above your head, because even God can't hit a one iron!
Ha. Sorry about stealing your golfing joke. Here's another to try to make it up to you:
Moses and Jesus are out golfing. On the 5th hole, a shot over water on to an island green, Moses hits his 6-iron and lands his ball perfectly on the green a few feet from the flagstick. Next, it's Jesus' turn, so he pulls out his 7-iron and starts to line up his shot.
Moses looks at Jesus and says "The 7 isn't going to be enough club, it will go straight into the water." Jesus replied "I've seen Tiger Woods do this hundreds of times. If Tiger can do it, I can."
He swings his 7-iron and sure enough, the ball plops into the middle of the water hazard. So, he tees up a second ball and says "If Tiger can do it, so can I," but in the water it goes again. He continues to do this until all of his golf balls are in the water. At this point, he begins walking on the water trying to locate the lost golf balls. The foursome behind them approaches the tee, and upon seeing Jesus out on the water, they turn to Moses and say "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"
Moses looks back at them and replies, "No, he is Jesus Christ, but he thinks he's Tiger Woods."