A priest, minister, and rabbi all want to see who's best at their jobs, so they decide to go out and try to convert a bear. After some time, they get back together to share their experiences.
The priest goes first. "I ventured out into the woods, saw a bear, and began singing blessings and sprinkling his head with holy water. The bear was so convicted that he dropped everything he was doing and joined the Church. He now attends Mass every day and has come to Confession twice a week."
The minister replies, "That's nothing. When I went out into the woods, I came across a bear drinking at the river, and I began teaching the Gospel and telling him how much God loves him. The bear began crying and was baptized then and there."
The rabbi, in a full body cast, said, "Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."