To paraphrase the great Jim Morrison:
"The time to hesitate is through
It's time to show your brains and brawn
You know you simply cannot lose
If you take our challenge on
Come on Baby, just join Spawn"
Let's be honest here. We've been sitting a couple weeks because we are the type of world that wants some stable, experienced owners--and we don't mind waiting for them. But now we would like to get on with the promising, new season.
So we're offering a free season to the owner whose new team improves the most over its Season 16 franchise baseline of wins in Seasons 17 & 18.
Example: Team A won 78 games in Season 16. It wins 88 in Season 17 (+10) and 76 in Season 18 (-2) for a net gain of +8 wins over the next two seasons. Whichever new owner--including those who have already joined us this off-season--has the greatest net gain wins over the next two seasons wins the contest, a free season, and a Laurel and Hardy handshake from our beloved commish. Ties will be broken applying normal HBD tiebreaker rules.
This is a much better deal than anyone is currently offering.
There are 5 teams remaining and we expect them to go fast now that we have resorted to unabashed bribery.
Links to open teams will be appearing in this thread shortly along with world rules.
We are looking for experienced owners only. At least 3 seasons.
Please contact our Commissioner by sitemail : smanfredo
Like the old TV commercial kept saying: "Try us, you'll like us!"