All Forums > Gridiron Dynasty Football > Gridiron Dynasty > OT: HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I have an accusation
11/15/2012 11:46 AM
Posted by mojolad on 11/14/2012 8:16:00 AM (view original):
And my favorite Bond girl was Pus$y Galore.

Alotta Fagina

Plenty O'Toole

11/15/2012 11:54 AM
I knew a teacher once named Richard Head.

For real!!
11/15/2012 12:00 PM
Posted by caesari on 11/12/2012 10:43:00 PM (view original):

(after a presentation on peacocks at the zoo...)

Visitor:
 “Young man, can I have a word with you?

Me: “Certainly, ma’am. How can I help you?

Visitor: “I don’t appreciate you using that kind of language in front of my children.”

Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, I wasn’t aware I had.”

Visitor: “We prefer to call those birds over there pearoosters.”

Me: “Um, why?”

Visitor: “Because peacock is a bad word! I really don’t think you should be using that sort of language and those dirty words in front of small children!”


 
Lol is this a joke or did it actually happen?
11/15/2012 12:02 PM
I'm a Blacklick, OH kinda guy lol
11/15/2012 3:54 PM
I knew a teacher once named Richard Head.

For real!!

"Mr. Head. Why don't we save both of ourselves some time? Give me an F, and I will go sit in detention for the rest of the semester."
11/15/2012 4:51 PM
Posted by colonels19 on 11/15/2012 12:00:00 PM (view original):
Posted by caesari on 11/12/2012 10:43:00 PM (view original):

(after a presentation on peacocks at the zoo...)

Visitor:
 “Young man, can I have a word with you?

Me: “Certainly, ma’am. How can I help you?

Visitor: “I don’t appreciate you using that kind of language in front of my children.”

Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, I wasn’t aware I had.”

Visitor: “We prefer to call those birds over there pearoosters.”

Me: “Um, why?”

Visitor: “Because peacock is a bad word! I really don’t think you should be using that sort of language and those dirty words in front of small children!”


 
Lol is this a joke or did it actually happen?
Hm.... the great mysteries of WIS users....
11/16/2012 6:36 PM
Posted by bjaygee on 11/12/2012 11:03:00 PM (view original):
To which I hope you responded, "Holy sh*t!  Really?  D*mn, I'm sorry...I had no f*cking idea...."
Haha, that was funny.
12/9/2012 5:48 PM
Posted by 2chair on 11/15/2012 3:54:00 PM (view original):
I knew a teacher once named Richard Head.

For real!!

"Mr. Head. Why don't we save both of ourselves some time? Give me an F, and I will go sit in detention for the rest of the semester."
OK Spicole...
12/9/2012 6:28 PM
Absolutely True: My doctor's name is Dr. Dick. Thankfully he has a sense of humor about it.  :)
12/10/2012 4:18 PM
Where are you and are you okay Jake?
12/10/2012 4:49 PM
Had a typing teacher in H.S. named Anita Dick.
12/10/2012 7:15 PM
I once had a job as an apprentice bating bulls at a bullfight. 
         Finally I got "so" good at it they made me a Masterbater !     
12/10/2012 8:42 PM
I got so good at using rebates that I was given the top award of Master Bater.
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