I could just imagine bis on a jury...
Foreman
...guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty...not guilty, guilty.
Bis
I'm just saying I could see it either way. If you can't, it's because you're not open-minded like me. I'm done here.
Foreman
But what about the DNA evidence? The accused's DNA is all over the crime scene. The victim's blood was all over the accused's clothing, and trace amounts of the victim's blood and DNA were found on the accused's fingernails. The victim's blood-covered wallet was found in the accused's possession. And what about the video evidence? An HD security camera captured the entire affair. He even made a first person video of the crime on his camera phone. And he sent an e-mail describing his plans for the crime in detail. He even bragged about the crime afterward on Twitter.
Bis