Posted by The Taint on 1/27/2013 10:50:00 AM (view original):Actually I figured out how to make a living doing something I love. I've worked plenty of jobs that showcased my marketable skills and higher education and they all sucked in the long run. The true beauty is that I don't really even mix drinks, I pour beer. I get asked by brewers all the time to come rep their beer but when I tell them all they have to do is beat what my compensation package is now (50k, 2 weeks paid vacation, medical and vision, paid cell phone and free beer) they usually laugh and quit asking.
In the last two years I've had beers with Sam Calagione, Rob Widmer, Alan Sprints, and Tomme Arthur.
I've traveled to Panama, Costa Rica, Cabo, Vegas, St Bart's, St Maarten, Disney World, New York City, and Miami.
You can try and make fun of my career choice, but I'm laughing at you the whole time you do it. My job rules.
If you're ever out in the PNW, look me up and we'll go work over some breweries. Open invite to anyone.
When you use this many words to defend your career "choice" and then go on to tell everyone your compensation/benefits, I think that says a lot more than needs to be said.
Posted by The Taint on 1/27/2013 2:20:00 PM (view original):Nothing you say could ever possibly upset me.
Posted by antoncresten on 1/27/2013 3:51:00 PM (view original):GET ME A ROB ROY, *****!
Posted by The Taint on 1/27/2013 3:56:00 PM (view original):You would be wrong..again(just like your moronic Sunni answer). This is becoming a trend.
And yes, way too complicated for a simple one like myself.
Uh, Saddam used his army to kill members of a different religious sect, right? So I ****** up the names of the three. Sue me.
As for 'roids, if it's on the internet, it must be true, right?
Again, congrats on figuring out a way to make a living without an education or marketable skills. Impressive. Chicks go into stripping. Thank God you didn't try that.
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