I guess squirm is the wrong word, BL. Dance is more accurate. When I pull your puppet strings, you dance.
I do so by avoiding that debate with you. See, rather than get into some boring long-winded argument with you about the age of the earth, it's much more fun to make you dance.
The only foolish people here, tec, are clearly the ones who think they could ever out-argue either BL or myself.