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7/4/2013 2:03 PM
Hahahahaha. "yes, I have gaping holes in my resume, but if you don't take me, you're chicken".
7/4/2013 5:19 PM
Posted by tomfool on 7/4/2013 12:24:00 PM (view original):
Hey,  I'm not here to add to your burdens,  Mikey.  As your mother reminds you every day;  "Have it your own way,  Honey."
Those unable or unwilling to explain a 41 win season have no place in MG.  

IOW, pass as we have a standard and you fall short.
7/6/2013 1:24 PM
i think you should give tomfool a chance.  he seems really interesting and provocative.  we need that.
7/6/2013 3:14 PM
I did give him a chance.  He declined to answer.
7/6/2013 6:21 PM (edited)
Mike,  Mike,  you can beat this thing.  You do not have to be forever a slave to ADD.  You can learn to read (even at your time of life)  each word on the page.  I did answer you.  Because you construe all deeds,  words,  and  actions (including my very first, long long ago,  41 win HBD seasonal record)  in whatever way  you wish to construe them,  I answered you in the only practical way any solipsist may be answered:  "Have it your own way,  Dear.  ( To quote your Dear Mother.)

A commissioner either wishes to add a colourful,  amusing,  decorative and provocative member of the Fool family to his old,  tired,  routinized world or he does not.  The commissioner has the power of yea or nay.  No need to parse histories,  statistics,  and resumes.  No need to rationalize.  Have it your own way, Commissioner Mike.     
7/6/2013 5:40 PM
I already did.    Just over 48 hours ago.  

 
7/6/2013 6:32 PM
c'mon.  dude is dazzling with wordplay and he's got the penetrating psycho-analysis going.  he'd liven things up in stale ol' MG considerably.  
7/6/2013 6:34 PM
only real concern is that half the league wouldn't understand him.  tomfool, can you dumb it down if you have to, while still conveying your intended meaning?  
7/6/2013 6:58 PM
I'm a fool,  eaisej.  (Only a fool would try to save Godfather MikeT23 from himself.)  This is as dumb as it gets.  World Moonlight Graham shall just have to plug ahead as it is.
7/6/2013 7:20 PM
****.  you would have done a lot of good for the world, on multiple fronts.  any advice for dealing with miket23?  i can't stand the guy.
7/6/2013 8:08 PM
We will muddle thru without owners who have no legit reason to plop out a 41-121 season.   Dang.
7/6/2013 8:52 PM
Posted by eaisej on 7/6/2013 7:20:00 PM (view original):
****.  you would have done a lot of good for the world, on multiple fronts.  any advice for dealing with miket23?  i can't stand the guy.
easej:  I'm in the fool business,  not the advice business.  But,  as a general matter,  it would be a mistake to try to "deal" with MikeT23.  If Godfather Mike did not exist HBD would have to invent him.  He plays,  nearly to perfection,  the role of the blustering curmudgeon suffering from a terminal case of Big Fish/Small Pond Syndrome.  So,  naturally,  he rises to any bait.  That,  in turn,  attracts fools like me to play him and to play off him.

That's what this game,  or any game,  is about  -  play.  So we should never seek to "deal" with Mr.  Mike.  We should enjoy his simulated presence and be thankful for it.  And we should try to compliment the character he plays with the characters we play in counterbalance and/or support of his.  Such play serves to deepen and enrich the amusements of HBD.   MikeT23 adds great colour and entertainment to the game.  HBD would be a poorer place without him.
7/6/2013 8:58 PM
i see what you're saying, for the most part.  damn good advice.  one thing has me puzzled.  maybe it's because i haven't figured it out yet.  could you explain how "Such play serves to deepen and enrich the amusements of HBD"?  He mostly just gets on my nerves.  i don't like how he picks on people.
7/6/2013 9:22 PM
LOL.  tomfoolish is a canuck.  Double denied.

DEATH!!!  COMMIT SOME CANUCK ON CANUCK CRIME!!!
7/7/2013 9:30 AM (edited)
Wrong again,  Michael.  You will jump to  conclusions founded upon the shifting sands of your provincialism.  My father,  Mr. Fool,  is Kentuckian;  my mother,  Mrs Fool,  is a Dorsetshire rose.  In others words I am just like our beloved Commander-In-Chief Obama,  the holder ot two passports,  a person of dual nationality.  You really must try to cultivate your self-control,  Michael.  I've talked to you about this before.  Your dear mother has talked to you about it.  Try taking some deep breathes and thinking things through the next time you feel the impulse to post ethnic slurs and calls to violence in ALL CAPS and explanation points!!!  There's a good lad.
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