Now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for, your session one superstar d_rock97’s thoughts for Round 1. All of this was after the fact so I don’t entirely remember what I was doing when I built these. Maybe when life slows down I’ll properly assess my decisions as I build my teams.
70 Mil: DR9 Modern Deadball Hitters
5533 PA, .283/.341/.403
1352 IP, .225 OAV, 1.01 WHIP, .97 HR/9
This one of the first teams I tackled, and one of the last to enter. I made a team, tried to tinker with it, would give up, start brand spankin new, and give up on that. I really wanted a HR/Walk team, but it was too expensive. I really wanted a SB team knowing every arm would be D-, but just didn’t like who was available (an outfield of Mallex Smith, Billy Hamilton, and Jarrod Dyson isn’t very enticing). So instead, I just mindlessly picked whoever had the best AVG+ at each position, or I should have. Looking back, I have no clue as to why I skipped on Nicky Lopez. I guess I really wanted range at SS? Miguel Rojas is there to compliment Whit Merrifield at 2B. Okay I got range at the middle positions, now it’s time to completely neglect it everywhere else because I dislike low caps and will just pick the best hitters left. An outfield of David Fletcher, Jon Jay, and a Harold Castro/Brock Holt tandem will give me above a .290 average with almost no power or stolen bases. I guess that was also my thought when I selected Wilson Ramos and Luis Arraez for C and 3B respectively. Then I get to the last 2 spots, 1B and DH. Should be easy right? Well it just so happens I have no power, low PA, and I’m short on cash. Why? Because I couldn’t get off my $30k/IP pitching staff. I hate building teams with bad pitchers, I have no clue who the cookies are who’ll pitch better than their price. 2020 Kyle Hendricks and Marco Gonzales made an appearance last year in the 80 Mil league, and got shelled. But here they are again for this one. 2018 Kluber is another pitcher that didn’t walk anyone but had a high-ish OAV. That was the theme behind most of my pitchers, but then there’s a random Alex Wood thrown in there. He doesn’t fit what the rest of the guys are doing, and only has 152 innings, but I think he did well for me in a roster twist league once? Clay Buchholz, Hyun-Jin Ryu, Jose Urquidy, and Richard Bleier make a majority of my bullpen innings with multiple 40 IP guys thrown in there in the end. Anyways getting back to the last two position spots, I ended up with Christian Walker and Franmil Reyes. Where there better options? Likely. But I was just focused on getting more PA at that point, and my bench reflects that too.
I have no clue what I’m doing here and only grabbed a couple cookies. This team can’t be too bad can it? 79 wins hopefully?
80 Mil: DR9 What Cantchu Do Cantu
5208 PA, .307/.369/.450
1351 IP, .222 OAV, 1.00 WHIP, .48 HR/9
I don’t play OLs anymore, so I can’t keep up with all the current cookies, but it definitely seemed like it was possible to still build a cookie-cutter OL team. I tried doing so with just a plethora of platoons at one lineup spot, and those 140 IP guys in the rotation, but I was just lost without my 1800s hitters. I tried many times with Halladay and Duscherer, and Sabathia, etc. but I just wasn’t left with enough cash to follow the theme. Instead I went with guys I personally never use, but think are OL cookies in 75 Catfish, 76 Randy Jones, and 69 Dierker. Again strapped for cash, I replaced Dierker with 1920 Babe Adams, and just went slightly heavier in bullpen innings. Many of my guys there cost less than $1.1 mil; Ray Starr, Dennis Rasmussen, Wes Littleton, Claudio Vargas, Tom Ferrick, Jay Witasick, thank goodness these modern franchises have good bullpen seasons. I would’ve been screwed without it. On offense, whereas I went rangey in the middle, and no range in the corners in the 70 mil theme, for some reason it’s the opposite for this team. Vizquel and Zobrist man the middle, whereas Wally Moon mans 1st with A+ range. I do have some OL cookies that don’t follow this rule in 2016 Jose Ramirez and 2019 Ketel Marte. Without my speedy deadballers King Kelly, John Kerins, or Buck Ewing behind the plate, I went for the fastest catcher I saw in Cookie Rojas, who has a pretty mediocre A+ arm. And lastly, Josh Harrison will take a majority of the PAs in my platoon lineup spot, followed by Jorge Cantu, Mark Carreon, and Harold Castro. Rookie Mauer takes the final spot to back up Rojas as none of my bench players make more than 1.08 mil.
This team will get crushed by more experienced low cap players, but I think it will do enough against the other less experienced players of Round 1. Let’s avoid a losing season and hope for .500 ball
100 Mil: DR9 Kershawshank Redemption
5079 PA, .309/.385/.432
1345 IP, .175 OAV, .83 WHIP, .74 HR/9
When I first saw this theme, I thought that pitching was the slam-dunk, no-doubt choice. Who would want to build a pitching staff that costs <30k/IP? And with the way new pitchers are priced after the salary explosion a couple years back, it was all the more reason to go pitching. So my rotation consists of 2020 Bieber, Bauer, Lamet, and Maeda, all costing around $45k/IP for some of the GOAT SP seasons in the SIM. 2016 Kershaw is in the super reliever role. Then this is where I got a little overboard, and might run me into some trouble. I figured, “hey, everybody’s gonna go pitching, that means all the offenses will be OL level offenses, or worse.” So I cranked the pitching up to the max, thinking that my SPs will be so effective, that they’ll go way over their rl innings, and drafted a super low amount of extremely highly effective bullpen innings. 2020 Cesar Valdez, Chris Martin, and Adam Kolarek, 2021 Casey Sadler, and 2018 Sean Doolittle join the frey, which got me to 1145 IPs of .78 WHIP baseball. Now I wanted to experiment with just how low in innings I could actually go, and if it were any other occasion than the WISC, I would have done it, but instead, I pussied out and drafted 200 innings of scrub baseball. Tommy Milone as the usual mop, Bob Harmon and his 2.83 ERC# will (hopefully) give me 3 innings in a loss, and Al Mamaux’s job is to not immediately lose the game if we go to extras, or my other arms are tired. Petco will help with that. On offense is the usual A+ range OL team, although looking back, I probably should’ve opted for the 1.000 fielding D- range team since the strikeouts the modern pitchers have will limit the minus plays. Oh well, Bill Joyce will be atrocious over at 3rd, but everybody else shouldn’t be too bad. Only way I see this losing is if we give up an unfortunate 3-run bomb.
Assuming I don’t go into a fatigue spiral, this seems like a classic brianjw team where I think “what even is that offense? Everth Cabrera??” before he shuts me out 2-0 with a super elite bullpen. Maybe the same can happen for me, and I can get 90 wins? Idk hoping for the best.
110 Mil: DR9 Second-Class Status
5378 PA, .337/.407/.494
1410 IP, .204 OAV, .92 WHIP, .22 HR/9
100-120 Mil leagues are my bread and butter, so I have higher expectations than most with this team.
I built both the Round 1 team, and Round 2 team at the same time, with most of the usual suspects coming in Round 2.
I usually play the Ed Walsh, Bill Bernhard, and random Starter 2B here, but since it was just round 1, I went with the tried and true, 3 deadball 300+ IP pitchers. Haven’t used 05 Mathewson in awhile since there’s better options around the same price, but **** it, I’ll save a few bucks there. 09 Mordecai fills the 2nd spot just because he’s a stud, and 19 Adams fills out the rotation with his smaller IP count so I can make better use of my other roster spots, and don’t end up with 6 pinch hitters.
2020 Zach Plesac usually takes the place of the 3 inning Setup A role, but because of the seasons restriction, I went with another option. Stuck between the choice of 1950 Jim Hearn and 1945 Joe Berry, I went with the former, despite the high amount of walks, because Berry has a tendency to perform better for everyone else but me.
With 1170 IPs accumulated, now it’s time to draft a bunch of low IP pitchers around 40k/IP, just so I can feel I’ve made efficient use of my roster spots, and just in case I go into extras, I have an abundance of arms ready to go. 04 Kiko is the only regular here, although I’ve had success in the past with 2013 Louis Coleman. Here’s to hoping for the best from 2021 Clay Holmes, 2014 Huston Street, 2010 Ramon Ramirez, and 2009 Rafael Betancourt, all of whom have great stats.
On offense, I went with some secondary and tertiary options so I can save my speedy rangey players with tons of XBHs for Round 2. All of these players, I’m familiar with…in roster twist leagues; not exactly the best test of strength out there.
The lineup consists of 1885 Henry Larkin, 1915 Benny Kauff, 1910 Tris Speaker, 1914 Steve Evans, any Eddie Collins will do, it doesn’t matter because they’re all good, OL star George Davis mans third, and the only SS I’ll ever draft, Honus Wagner, rounds out the lineup. I’ve made the mistake of drafting both catchers from the same season, so out of laziness, I went with the closest option in price.
90 wins seems doable in Round 1. This isn’t far off from those 100 mil TOC advantage teams that I build just for ***** and giggles that I sometimes win. Just beware for the Round 2 team
120 Mil: DR9 Six Signs you need a Tudor
5552 PA .352/.420/.529
1380 IP, .204 OAV, .92 WHIP, .41 HR/9
The first thing I did with this theme was go with cookie 1902 Bernhard and the 139 IP 0 HR Babe Adams as my super reliever, but that just made it over the $15 mil deadball maximum, so I scrubbed it and made it the last team I built because I had no idea where I was gonna go from there. Ultimately I didn’t bother with the deadball pitching. Bernhard still made the team because he’s ultra cheap, but I used the other deadball spots for my speedy rangey hitters that I always use. That includes a Ty Cobb, Honus Wagner, and Tris Speaker. Usually I’d pair those with the best 1B in the SIM, Roger Connor, but because of the season restriction, and how 2020 pitchers just dominate the opposition, I couldn’t do that. Instead I moved Cobb to first so I wouldn’t have a lumbering 1B clogging the bases and hitting into 30 double plays, and Benny Kauff takes a spot in the outfield. 1920 Rogers Hornsby takes his place as my middle-of-the-order 2B that I usually draft, and I begrudgingly took George Brett at 3rd. I’ve complained about not liking any 3B in the SIM before, and I still have yet to find one I like ever since 1899 John McGraw got priced out of existence. I’ll be a little out of my comfort zone with my last outfielder, Pete Reiser. Theoretically he’d be a good player with the A+ range, 133 AVG+, decent speed, and 3 triples/100AB#, but I never have any luck with OFers from the 40s-70s, and that includes Mays, Musial, Mantle, Yaz, etc.
Lastly on offense, I ended up with 6 catchers to platoon. Is it the smartest thing to do? No, but atleast I’ll reach $1 mil in every decade doing so. They’ll bat leadoff where there strikeouts and lack of speed will affect me the least.
Because of the seasons restrictions, my pitching staff is pretty weird. John Tudor never fails me, but to have his 274 IP season going the same amount of games as 183 IP Roger Nelson just kinda throws me off and makes me think I could’ve been more efficient with this build. I have 3 relievers capable of going multiple innings instead of my usual 1, and multiple 30-40 inning relievers on the side. And I think I read somewhere where ozomatli said 2018 deGrom was the best value in the game? This has to be before the 2020 pitchers, but he’s on my team as well. He’s one of those guys who plays a lot better for everyone than he does for me, but he’s here regardless. Devo makes the other 2010s spot, stud Andrew Bailey makes this weird team, and Gonsolin takes the wildcard spot.
I never build a staff like this, and although I got most of my usual offense in here, I don’t expect too much from this team. Just get above 85 wins please.
140 Mil: DR9 Surround Sound Outfield
6019 PA, .352/.419/.503
1459 IP, .196 OAV, .89 WHIP, .36 HR/9
Now the choice of joker was pretty easy for me, it’s basic math. I was probably gonna spend $15mil on a good rotation piece vs the best position player would’ve been around $10mil in my lineup. So I could either go up $5 mil to grab a joker pitcher, or $10 mil to get the joker hitter. Then I just took the cheapest pitcher joker on a $/IP basis. That wound me with Ed Walsh. Now I just gotta pair him with 2 other starters so I could actually use all 392 of his innings, and then some. I looked at Three Finger Brown, but didn’t like spending a million on his scrub season, and it seemed Kershaw was the pretty obvious choice anyways. He always goes way above his rl innings, and he has the GOAT super reliever season. So 13 and 15 Kershaw will go every 3 days and pitch 80 pitches, which is just under what you get from a normal 300 IP deadballer, and 16 Kershaw is the go-to option in the pen. The hard part was finding the rest of the bullpen. I still build my higher cap teams around being the best offense in the league, so finding 3 good seasons out of one guy that aren’t all overpriced was going to be a challenge. Anybody could shell out for Kenley or Kimbrel, but I wanted my stereo system in the outfield, so I employed Don McMahon. I think while tinkering with this team, I got uncomfortable with my staff not being super elite, so I swapped out guys like Joakim Soria, and Hoyt Wilhelm for Rich Hill and Babe Adams, and that left me without the super offense I always draft, but oh well, they scored 35 runs in the opener, they’ll be fine. Honus Wagner is the best SS in the SIM, and he has multiple cheap but effective seasons at other positions too, without clogging the basepaths like Lajoie. That didn’t stop me from Lajoie either, can’t go wrong with a 150 AVG+. Now I spent the most time on the catcher spot. I even tested so many options at my sister’s high school playoff game (partly because they were blowing the other team out), and kept going over by 100k or less. First it was Kerins and two scrub seasons. Then it was a platoon of Schangs. Another 1890s catcher, Chief Zimmer I think? Settled on Smoky Burgess and going low on PA. He’ll bat 9th, and hope that we don’t run into too many Raines teams. He’ll be a bit tired by the end, but that’s the sacrifice you gotta make in order to not go crazy over finding the perfect catcher.
I really like this team, and will be seriously surprised if I win less than 90 games.