Posted by stewdog on 9/18/2015 12:35:00 PM (view original):
Let's be honest.
Communism does sell well to the masses! Too bad it doesn't work in real life or encourage competition for excellence.
Feudalism isn't too great either.
[enters manor bedchamber where you're nailing 4 milkmaids]
[takes hat off, keeping eyes lowered]
Will there be anything else, my lord? Now if you'll excuse me, my lord, I've got to get back to the forge so I can finish casting next year's HD championship trophy for you. I am here to serve you. And thank you for allowing me to till your land for you and letting me sleep in your corn crib.
[takes a deep bow, turns for quick peek at milkmaids' bottoms, puts hat back on, exits]