Most interesting/hilarious player names Topic

Slick Hoes....that is fantastic.
3/24/2011 9:42 AM
not quite getting Rick Rolled, but close -
3/30/2011 4:37 PM
6/24/2011 6:15 PM
I had guy named Keith Stone(the character on the Keystone beer commercials)....unfortunately he wasn't very Smooth! 
6/24/2011 8:42 PM
years ago there was..... Ding Bang Tang
6/25/2011 8:43 AM
John Hopkins... playing for John Hopkins.
6/26/2011 4:20 PM
Needs a second one so there are John Hopkinses playing for Johns Hopkins.
6/27/2011 2:14 AM
i'm pretty sure that the coach for the scranton, pa hs is michael scott. if anyone is recruiting right now, they can find it for $10 / coach call. EDIT - this was before fox took over. i'd really be interested to know if they changed that.
6/27/2011 5:08 PM
here you go:

Hey Coach, thanks for the call to chat about Larry Lakowski. I've talked with a lot of coaches about Larry Lakowski and I don't think N. Park is in their league. I'd move on if I were you.

Michael Scott
Head Basketball Coach
West Scranton HS
6/28/2011 12:05 AM
My favorite guy that I had personally was a slick African sf at Michigan State ... the incomparable Dikembe Dong.
6/28/2011 12:16 AM

I curretnly have a Clement Clement on my Bryant roster.

But once at Wingate I coached a Hugh Johnson

6/29/2011 1:26 PM
This isn't a player, but I had to take a triple take since I thought of "The Simpson's"  - was an analysis from a community coach

  From:  Ben Dover
   To:  Coach hogstench
   Subject:  touching base
   Sent:       07/27/2011 5:00PM

Ben Dover
Head Basketball Coach
Baltimore City Community College
7/27/2011 11:58 PM
Right now over in Allen, my conference foes have a couple of guys that are pretty interesting.

One is Michael Meyer, with an s at the end it would be that guy with the hockey mask from the Halloween movies,

and the other is Oswaldo Ferrari and he's from Italy.

Myself I had a 3 man combo back in my D111 days at Nazareth of Harold Rape, Harold Beavers, and Pat Butts. I can see the student body now cheering at the games, Rape, Beavers, and Butts; Rape, Beavers, and Butts.
7/28/2011 1:33 AM
I had two players, Cox and Bloch that would sub in for each other -- very frustrating for my opponents.
7/29/2011 12:10 AM
robert marley is currently on my team!
7/29/2011 1:09 AM
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