Wish #1, Gino sticks to HBD. Wish #2, No more wish lists. Wish #3, dissolve the USPS. Sorry, PIague, I am broke and dry-mouthed from licking $10 stamps for recruiting letters. Wish #4, appoint Fermor as the spelling Czar. As he has noted, GD misspells every high school with "Washington" in it's name as "Washingtoin." It should be spelled, "Wahseengtwn." (luv you Fermor) Wish #5, a 537 team conference including all the divisions (DIA through DIII), FC Dynasty and the now defunct Clutch Racing Dynasty. It's a round-robin format and it should increase TV revenue. Moranis has the details. Wish #6, eliminate the use of "Jerome Bettis-style" from AC scouting trip emails. This is my second favorite sexual position and I now get some really weird looks when I request it in bed. Thanks GD for ruining a good thing. Wish # 7, Vonage. Enough with $10 phone calls. It's hard times out there. Wish #8, eliminate "the ND Box." Outdated and really quite pompous for Conte to name an offense after his prison moniker. Wish #9, eliminate the prestige boost for Middle Tennessee State and Depaul. We know it exists and it just isn't fair. Wish #10, get rid of the core attribute boost function. Knowing to hit cntl+shift+f4+f5 on the screen shot of new recruits dumbs down the game IMHO. Wish #11, the ability to pre-set recruiting options for a five-year period. I like to set it and check back every 1/2 decade. Wish #12, more randomness. When I click on a Campus Visit, I want to travel to an alternative universe or hyperlink to a Norwegian blog discussing nude Curling. Life is too mundane. Wish #13, monthly fireside chats with Grindi where he gripes about how CV visits used to cost a buffalo nickel when he was a kid and how he walked uphill---both ways---on a HC recruiting visit. Wish #14, less emphasis on Booster gifts and more on Booster punishments...of the recruits...for not signing with my school. Kids are too spoiled nowadays. No "Boom Box" for you---by the way, what's a "Boom Box"...but I promise not to shatter your headlights or push a family member down the stairs. Spare the rod, spoil the recruit. Wish #15, a head shot of your AD and AC. With names like Jose Chang and Roosevelt Epstein, I really don't know where to draw the line when I forward them racist email jokes. FYI we do "everything by email here." Wish #16, more recruits with two eye patches. Wish #17, a 12-hour halftime show starting at 2:30 am EST with Corky from "Life Goes On" and Mystikal. Wish #18, the ability to hear my PBP read by James Lipton. Wish #19, a new car smell. Wish #20, a hold on recruiting during Festivus. I mean really. From the recruiting messages, there is a high percentage of Black and Latino recruits--in the year 2011---that are Seinfeld fans and celebrate it. A little respect.