Posted by robusk on 8/10/2010 3:02:00 PM (view original):
Seeing as how my roommate has a PhD is genetic biology, I started this email conversation with him today while taking a ****:

Well that's a bizarre question! They would be from the original guys DNA. The spermatozoids (sperm progenitor cells) carry the same genetic information from the germ cells that formed the testicle so any sperm produced from them would be the donors not yours. Why? feel like getting a 3rd to make yourself extra virile or something?


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On Tue, 10 Aug 2010 11:56:24 -0400, Rob Haley <[email protected]> wrote:

If I got a testicular transplant and impregnated a girl, would she get my DNA or the original guy's DNA?

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This one time, my wife, her sister, I found out that she was like DATING one of my bosses.! And I was all like, WHOA!   AWKWARD!  LOL.

Then I asked for a three-way at the drive through window.

You?  bullshit! You just waited for the 3-way to come to you.

rlahann's wife was dating his boss?

I think Henson was the host of Talk Soup at the time they made the neuticles jokes.

Posted by r0b0t on 8/10/2010 3:35:00 PM (view original):
I think Henson was the host of Talk Soup at the time they made the neuticles jokes.

better than hal sparks

Posted by r0b0t on 8/10/2010 3:35:00 PM (view original):
rlahann's wife was dating his boss?

better than Hal Sparks

Half the sperm would be yours and half his so, provided both are equally good producers (number and quality (i.e. swim speed)), you'd have a 50% chance of the kid being yours.

Theoretically could get a ball from another animal much the same way as a pigs heart but would face high risk of rejection and any sperm produced from that animal ball wouldn't be able to fertilise a human egg....so basically a waste of time other than for aesthetic purposes. They make perfectly fine "prosthetic balls" for that purpose anyway so really its human or bust!

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Rob Haley <[email protected]> wrote:

What if I had one of my testicles and one of his?
Could I get a testicle from some other kind of animal?

Posted by jwelsh1023 on 8/10/2010 2:56:00 PM (view original):
A thumb from a HFer is big.  So are negative thumbs.  Murph and Moy will be Prospects4LifeNotR

how big? show me...

I ask my wife medical questions all the time.  I just don't post them in Shtickless.

Posted by r0b0t on 8/10/2010 3:25:00 PM (view original):
I thought they were fake balls like for neutered dogs, from that talk soup clip of the week years ago.

Since you can get by with one, I think it is if you have to lose both.

Posted by tisi29 on 8/10/2010 3:41:00 PM (view original):
I ask my wife medical questions all the time.  I just don't post them in Shtickless.

Well that's lame.

Posted by rlahann on 8/10/2010 3:31:00 PM (view original):

Posted by robusk on 8/10/2010 3:02:00 PM (view original):
Seeing as how my roommate has a PhD is genetic biology, I started this email conversation with him today while taking a ****:

Well that's a bizarre question! They would be from the original guys DNA. The spermatozoids (sperm progenitor cells) carry the same genetic information from the germ cells that formed the testicle so any sperm produced from them would be the donors not yours. Why? feel like getting a 3rd to make yourself extra virile or something?


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On Tue, 10 Aug 2010 11:56:24 -0400, Rob Haley <[email protected]> wrote:

If I got a testicular transplant and impregnated a girl, would she get my DNA or the original guy's DNA?

Sent from my iPhone

This one time, my wife, her sister, I found out that she was like DATING one of my bosses.! And I was all like, WHOA!   AWKWARD!  LOL.

Except my email is awesome.

TIME FOR A DOCSCHNEYDER POST

pretty sure she no longer has posting rights.