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Except for a 3 month stint in 2007, I have weighed the exact same weight for 10 years running.
3/11/2014 2:08 PM
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I just emailed bot through the work system to ask him how old he is.  He's showing up as not at his desk though, but I don't know if that indicator is accurate outside my location.
3/11/2014 2:09 PM
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Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:08:00 PM (view original):
Except for a 3 month stint in 2007, I have weighed the exact same weight for 10 years running.
That's impressive.  Reminds me of Darrell Green, who had some ridiculous stat like he never weighed outside of a 3 lb range from like 18 to NFL retirment, or something like that.
3/11/2014 2:10 PM
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Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 2:07:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 3/11/2014 12:52:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/11/2014 12:02:00 PM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 3/10/2014 9:50:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 3/10/2014 5:57:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/10/2014 2:45:00 PM (view original):
Any of you cease to be fat yet?
Dropped 25 lbs in 2013 and another 5 this year, so I'm working on it (and a solid 50 lbs lighter than I was at my heaviest in 2013)....


But no, not really.
I ended up cutting 65lbs. over the past two years
That is dramatic.
amazing how easy it is to do when you cut out alcohol and start exercising regularly...hell, I've run two marathons during that time and did a Tough Mudder, holy **** was that one crazy.  Stupid electric shock at the end put me face first in the mud but we got beer afterward so it was worth it.
I've done two TMs and I am done.  Way too unsafe.  I got a viscous bone infection stemming from a knee puncture that subsequently got flooded with grosness at a TM.  Almost lost my leg and was on an IV for like 3 months.
WTF?   We had our differences, but I would never physically harm you.

Shoulda stuck with the original.
3/11/2014 2:11 PM
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We surrounded it.  He's 31.
3/11/2014 2:13 PM
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www.wbtv.com/story/24936455/crazed-kitty-attacks-baby-forces-family-to-call-911
3/11/2014 2:16 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 3/10/2014 12:19:00 PM (view original):
Overtime for the next 2 months, and hopefully most of the forseeable future, means I'm here 8-6 Mon-Thurs (and 8-4 Fri).  If anyone helps me want to wake Shtickless up, I'd really appreciate it.

Plenty of stuff to talk about:  March Madness (and Fregoe's pool, I won last year!); baseball starting up; NFL free agency and before long the draft; True Detective making our brains hurt.
So you guys have actually been still doing this the entire time?
3/11/2014 2:17 PM
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I am so ******* sick of hearing about SXSW.
3/11/2014 2:17 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 3/11/2014 2:17:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 3/10/2014 12:19:00 PM (view original):
Overtime for the next 2 months, and hopefully most of the forseeable future, means I'm here 8-6 Mon-Thurs (and 8-4 Fri).  If anyone helps me want to wake Shtickless up, I'd really appreciate it.

Plenty of stuff to talk about:  March Madness (and Fregoe's pool, I won last year!); baseball starting up; NFL free agency and before long the draft; True Detective making our brains hurt.
So you guys have actually been still doing this the entire time?
I think this is the first week anyone has posted in ~3 years?
3/11/2014 2:18 PM
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Posted by bret2775 on 3/10/2014 9:50:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 3/10/2014 5:57:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 3/10/2014 2:45:00 PM (view original):
Any of you cease to be fat yet?
Dropped 25 lbs in 2013 and another 5 this year, so I'm working on it (and a solid 50 lbs lighter than I was at my heaviest in 2013)....


But no, not really.
I ended up cutting 65lbs. over the past two years
so your wife took your daughter in the divorce?
3/11/2014 2:18 PM
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Did bret ever marry that chick?
3/11/2014 2:19 PM
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Going back 30 pages will take you to October.

I just got super bored last week and decided to take a shot.  Because I started re-reading this incarnation of the thread from the beginning and it was cracking me up and making me nostalgic.

And yeah, Uskerman.  They might as well just rename Twitter "SXSW-tracker."
3/11/2014 2:19 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 3/11/2014 12:39:00 PM (view original):
But still, that kind of reproductive rate should be frowned upon.

All you low sperm count mafukas can suck my virile nuts.

3/11/2014 2:19 PM
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Did they ever catch erf's killer?
3/11/2014 2:20 PM
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Posted by r0b0t on 3/11/2014 2:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 3/11/2014 12:39:00 PM (view original):
But still, that kind of reproductive rate should be frowned upon.

All you low sperm count mafukas can suck my virile nuts.

I pull out.
3/11/2014 2:20 PM
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