Quote: Originally Posted By rak2323 on 2/20/2004It's a shady campaign, but I vote yes
MikeT! Quit deleting my posts!
7/17/2007 6:38 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By bagchucker on 2/27/2004
Speaking of titties, I was sitting in the 2 By 6 Tuesday and a salvation army band crashed through the front door in clown suits and dyed hair and face paint, wound back around the pool table, and headed back out the door. I tried to buy them all a drink but the bartender wanted to see their IDs and out they went. Then I'm parked next to a decent looking girl with permed black hair and heavy rackage, maybe Irish, who I get a sloe gin fizz only to find out she partakes of the fairer sex. Then three young chicks blow through the door to the ladies room, and after they're done primping or whatever they do in there they stop at the bar to talk to a guy and the tall redhead gets bored with the conversation and looks right at me and flashes me her ****! I yell "do it again" about five times and she flashes the bar five more times. Long torso, no tan lines, flat tummy, brown silver dollar aureolas, but needs way too much attention. I hit on her mousy dumpy little blonde friend instead and what a sweet girl! Bagchucker scores!
Man I love life. Also bars, Mardi Gras, loose cash, Lord Calvert Canadian, and women

hey! I remember that night! I forgot all about it.
7/17/2007 6:43 PM
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1/8/2008 9:08 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By meloidogyne on 2/19/2007
Let the countdown to banning begin (again)....
No crystal ball was needed for this.
1/9/2008 1:00 PM
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5/21/2008 4:04 PM

Originally Posted By wetwillytwo on 5/11/2008

Quote: Originally posted by comedian2004 on 5/11/2008
Here ya go:

LOL, Comedian you were always one of my favorite posters. Don't leave us again!

5/22/2008 7:59 AM
2/2/2009 3:42 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By bagchucker on 2/19/2004You're not beloved you sad f*ck. That's your Pa and you're not him. I'll sign if the tramp shows her ****
BagScratcher with another classic. By the way at least the last sentence captures my thoughts with the exception of the signing part.
2/2/2009 8:33 PM
That reminds me... what ever happened to comedian2004?
2/3/2009 11:27 AM
Quote: Originally Posted By eastvanmungo on 2/03/2009That reminds me... what ever happened to comedian2004
6/19/2009 5:03 AM
Quote: Originally posted by guitarguy456 on 2/21/2004Frankie Frisch!!

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6/7/2010 11:49 AM
Quote: Originally posted by sveumrules on 2/19/2004dizzy dean.

".....he kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls....." ---- That quote alone on radio gets him in HOF.
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