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Barry Orms ?
3/6/2014 11:54 PM
Guess which team has the best record in the league and which has the worst?  One has 38, the other has 8.

Type 2 Diabetes

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
87-88 Michael Jordan* 40 14/25 0/0 3/4 1 4 8 1 10 5 0 31
03-04 Kevin Garnett* 39 12/17 0/0 1/2 2 12 8 4 1 0 2 25
92-93 Scottie Pippen* 38 10/16 1/2 2/4 1 10 6 0 2 3 0 23
09-10 Dwight Howard* 32 5/10 0/0 1/2 2 7 3 1 4 1 1 11
03-04 Sam Cassell* 32 10/17 1/1 0/0 2 4 10 0 1 4 3 21
98-99 Stephon Marbury 16 3/7 0/1 0/0 0 1 5 0 3 2 2 6
03-04 Ervin Johnson 13 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 2 0 0 1 1 2 0
03-04 Gary Trent 9 0/2 0/0 0/0 0 2 1 0 1 0 0 0
69-70 Charlie Williams 8 2/9 1/1 0/0 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 5
03-04 Wally Szczerbiak 8 1/2 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 2
03-04 Oliver Miller 3 1/1 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2
03-04 Mark Madsen 2 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
TOTALS   58/106 3/5 7/12 8 42 42 6 24 18 14 126
  54.7% 60.0% 58.3%  
Twamp

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
66-67 Wilt Chamberlain* 47 13/19 0/0 2/3 5 13 12 4 2 7 1 28
91-92 Dennis Rodman* 40 5/11 1/3 0/0 4 8 4 5 1 5 5 11
09-10 Dwight Howard* 36 6/12 0/0 3/3 2 10 1 2 1 7 3 15
12-13 LeBron James* 36 6/12 2/5 3/4 0 7 7 0 1 8 0 17
06-07 Shawn Marion 35 8/13 2/5 2/2 0 8 1 3 3 6 2 20
12-13 Chris Paul* 27 8/16 3/7 0/0 0 2 6 0 2 0 0 19
12-13 Andre Drummond 13 2/7 0/0 1/2 1 5 2 1 0 1 2 5
11-12 Chris Andersen 7 0/1 0/0 2/2 0 2 0 2 0 1 0 2
TOTALS   48/91 8/20 13/16 12 55 33 17 10 35 13 117
  52.7% 40.0% 81.3%


3/10/2014 9:52 PM
This was an OT game, but still.  37 tos and 27 fouls?

Pegasus

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
92-93 Michael Jordan* 43 11/20 1/1 11/14 2 7 5 0 7 4 3 34
06-07 Shawn Marion* 43 4/11 0/3 0/0 0 6 4 3 4 3 3 8
11-12 Chris Paul* 39 8/17 1/3 5/6 0 2 15 0 5 6 3 22
74-75 Moses Malone* 36 10/17 0/0 5/8 6 10 1 2 1 2 6 25
92-93 Dennis Rodman* 35 3/6 1/2 0/0 3 8 2 0 1 1 3 7
12-13 LeBron James 32 13/23 0/3 0/0 1 1 7 1 3 4 3 26
76-77 Bill Walton 26 3/8 0/0 2/4 1 7 2 5 0 1 3 8
99-00 Toni Kukoc 10 2/3 1/1 2/2 1 2 1 0 0 1 0 7
TOTALS   54/105 4/13 25/34 14 43 37 11 21 22 24 137
  51.4% 30.8% 73.5%  
Twamp

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
66-67 Wilt Chamberlain* 52 10/14 0/0 0/4 6 16 6 4 0 3 3 20
91-92 Dennis Rodman* 47 4/10 0/2 0/2 5 16 4 0 3 5 4 8
09-10 Dwight Howard* 40 10/15 0/1 3/4 3 9 4 3 1 5 4 23
12-13 LeBron James* 39 14/25 2/7 3/5 0 4 7 2 1 8 3 33
12-13 Chris Paul* 36 7/16 0/5 9/9 0 1 14 0 4 9 5 23
06-07 Shawn Marion 33 5/15 0/2 2/3 3 10 2 3 2 5 2 12
12-13 Andre Drummond 14 2/3 0/0 0/2 1 4 1 1 2 2 5 4
11-12 Chris Andersen 3 3/3 0/0 0/0 1 2 0 0 0 0 1 6
TOTALS   55/101 2/17 17/29 19 62 38 13 13 37 27 129
  54.5% 11.8% 58.6%  


3/13/2014 2:37 PM
That's a good example of usage not working like it should.  You are def a little light on usage, even though all the usage points add up.  If you had a higher usage Dwight or more bench usage, I think you'd be okay.  
3/13/2014 7:48 PM
I see at least 14 usage points on either squad, unless Scott's a straight liar (well we know he is) but unless he is lying about this in particular that is not the issue (or shouldn't be)
3/13/2014 9:41 PM
I don't think usage is the issue.  I start 16.5 points.  I just looked at my FGAs for LBJ and for Wilt.  Howard is on pace for 42.7% more FGA than in real life.  LBJ = 31.4%, Marion = 23.3, Rodman = 19.4% and Wilt = 14%.  I'm sure those numbers probably factor in somehow.  Here's my current depth chart:

PG:  Paul 28, LBJ 20
SG:  LBJ 13, Marion 35
SF:  Rodman 43, Marion 3, Birdman 2
PF:  Howard 35, Drummond 13
C:  Wilt 47, Drummond 1

The least amount of usage points possible on the floor at any given time is 9.5 (Paul, Marion, Rodman, Drummond, Wilt).  I checked the box score of the 37to game and this lineup was on the floor for 32 seconds in the 2nd quarter and 19 seconds in the 3rd quarter for a grand total of 51 seconds of the game.  Shouldn't be a huge factor, but who knows. 

I also discovered additional ridiculous information.  In the first quarter, My lineup looked like this (in order 1-5):  LBJ, Paul, Marion, Howard, Chamberlain. Paul was subbed in at SG for some reason.  Why the f*ck would that happen?  Why wouldn't Paul go to PG and LBJ to SG? The sim is that dumb?  I don't want Paul playing SG, hence the reason I don't have him in my depth chart there.

Then, later in the first quarter, my lineup looked like this:  Paul, Marion, James, Drummond, Chamberlain.  Why is LBJ subbed in at SF?  He's not on my depth chart there, but Marion is.  Why not put Marion at SF and LBJ at SG, like I have my depth chart set to?  I have my lineup set how I want it.  If 5 guys are going to be on the floor on offense, I want them at the positions I've put them at in my depth chart.

At one point in the 2nd quarter, my lineup was:  Paul, Marion, Rodman, LBJ, Wilt.  WTF?

3/13/2014 11:15 PM

Are you looking at the offense or defense side of lineups ?    I have some players cover multiple positions which is reflected on the defense side of the play by play.

3/13/2014 11:46 PM
Offense.
3/14/2014 12:16 AM
Foul substitution strategy ?
3/14/2014 9:18 AM
Never.
3/14/2014 9:39 AM
I'm a frequent flyer here these days.

Twamp

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
66-67 Wilt Chamberlain* 47 12/21 0/0 1/4 6 10 3 1 1 2 1 25
91-92 Dennis Rodman* 43 3/10 0/2 1/2 8 16 3 0 1 4 3 7
12-13 LeBron James* 37 9/21 1/6 4/4 2 10 8 1 0 7 0 23
06-07 Shawn Marion 35 5/11 1/3 0/0 3 9 3 2 0 1 1 11
09-10 Dwight Howard* 35 7/15 0/1 5/5 6 13 1 1 2 5 5 19
12-13 Chris Paul* 30 4/15 0/5 2/2 1 3 10 0 0 4 1 10
12-13 Andre Drummond 14 2/4 0/0 0/1 0 1 1 1 2 0 2 4
TOTALS   42/97 2/17 13/18 26 62 29 6 6 23 13 99
  43.3% 11.8% 72.2%  
Richfield Runners

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
92-93 Hakeem Olajuwon* 42 11/22 0/0 8/12 4 10 2 3 3 1 3 30
98-99 Jason Kidd* 39 6/10 1/1 0/0 1 9 12 0 2 2 0 13
12-13 Stephen Curry* 39 11/20 5/9 4/4 1 6 5 0 3 2 3 31
00-01 Rasheed Wallace* 37 5/9 1/1 2/2 0 5 3 2 0 3 3 13
05-06 Andrei Kirilenko* 33 5/10 0/1 4/5 0 6 8 3 2 3 1 14
83-84 Maurice Cheeks 18 1/2 1/1 0/0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 3
05-06 Bruce Bowen 18 1/5 1/3 0/0 0 1 3 0 4 0 1 3
92-93 Dennis Rodman 7 2/2 0/0 0/0 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 4
00-01 Dikembe Mutombo 6 2/4 0/0 0/0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 4
TOTALS   44/84 9/16 18/23 6 38 36 8 14 11 13 115
  52.4% 56.3% 78.3%  


3/18/2014 2:38 PM
uptempo but no press from either team

Starship Romeo-52M

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
07-08 Dwight Howard* 38 7/13 0/0 4/6 2 10 2 0 2 5 4 18
00-01 Shaquille O'Neal* 37 10/17 0/0 7/12 1 7 2 3 0 4 3 27
94-95 John Stockton* 37 5/8 2/3 2/2 1 1 8 0 7 3 1 14
12-13 Chris Paul* 28 5/8 1/2 1/2 0 1 8 0 3 3 0 12
96-97 Bo Outlaw* 28 1/2 0/0 2/4 1 5 3 1 0 2 2 4
05-06 Gerald Wallace 24 5/12 0/1 0/1 1 3 2 0 6 7 0 10
80-81 Magic Johnson 17 3/9 0/1 0/0 1 2 2 0 2 1 3 6
00-01 Dikembe Mutombo 11 4/4 0/0 4/4 2 5 0 1 0 1 1 12
11-12 Brandan Wright 8 1/2 0/0 2/2 0 4 0 2 1 1 0 4
79-80 Bill Walton 4 1/2 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 2
00-01 Alonzo Mourning 4 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
11-12 Julyan Stone 2 0/0 0/0 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
TOTALS   42/77 3/7 22/33 9 38 27 8 21 28 15 109
  54.5% 42.9% 66.7%  
Bob Loblaw

PLAYER MIN FGM/FGA 3PM/3PA FTM/FTA OREB REB AST BLK STL TO PF TP
00-01 Shaquille O'Neal* 37 15/23 0/0 0/3 1 8 4 2 1 7 5 30
12-13 LeBron James* 35 10/19 1/2 1/2 1 8 9 1 1 4 2 22
90-91 Dennis Rodman* 33 2/5 0/0 2/2 5 6 2 1 2 2 5 6
11-12 Dwight Howard* 30 3/6 0/0 1/2 6 10 1 1 3 8 1 7
09-10 Chris Paul* 24 2/8 0/2 1/1 0 1 7 1 2 1 1 5
06-07 Manu Ginobili 23 8/11 2/2 1/1 0 1 3 1 2 4 1 19
94-95 Clyde Drexler 18 2/5 0/0 2/2 1 3 3 0 0 4 3 6
07-08 Andrew Bynum 11 2/2 0/0 0/0 1 2 0 1 1 1 0 4
09-10 Antawn Jamison 11 1/2 1/2 0/0 0 2 1 0 0 1 1 3
05-06 Reggie Evans 8 0/1 0/0 2/2 0 2 0 1 0 0 2 2
89-90 Randy Wittman 7 0/1 0/0 0/0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
08-09 Keith Bogans 4 0/3 0/1 0/0 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 0
TOTALS   45/86 4/9 10/15 15 45 30 9 12 33 23 104
  52.3% 44.4% 66.7%  
* - denotes game starter

4/8/2014 3:07 PM
cant imagine watching a game with 60+ turnovers would be too much fun
4/13/2014 5:59 PM
I noticed in tonight's playoff game that the Mavs had 8 turnovers and the Spurs had 5. Does anyone know why WIS cranks up the turnovers?
4/30/2014 9:55 PM
Half-wits at the helm.
4/30/2014 10:07 PM
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