8/18/2009 10:00 AM
Waiver Wire
Fickle tho you are,
I search thee each night and day.
Come, Bob Milacki.

Post Season
Chance, I beseech thee,
to favor my team this time.
Be a champion.

8/18/2009 10:05 AM
I'll play....

Oh Tony Phillips,
God of the walk and of range,
Play second for me.
8/18/2009 10:39 AM
john cappas is loud

big kahuna is louder

Kahuna the same
8/18/2009 11:04 AM
Our favorite nerd
Whats the square root of my balls?
Segway way away!
8/18/2009 11:07 AM
Caruthers can pitch
But he's better at the plate
All hail mighty Bob
8/18/2009 11:12 AM
...has some bad acne...
...dots are so mysterious...
...it's old guy nap time...
8/18/2009 11:14 AM
< Boogerlips
> A sac of poop
But not by that much
8/18/2009 11:47 AM
...i amazed that people with this kind of literary abilty waste their time playing a stupid computer game...
8/18/2009 12:09 PM
i'm amazed this many people know how to write a haiku. i forgot about that once i was outta school
8/18/2009 1:26 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By JohnGPF on 8/18/2009

...i amazed that people with this kind of literary abilty waste their time playing a stupid computer game...

...don't be jealous guy...
...you're not too old to haiku...
...use your dot powers...
8/18/2009 1:53 PM
...the old man awakes...
...the dotdotdot hears HAIKU...

8/18/2009 1:55 PM
F Stamina? Eck!

I cannot field a team of

Triple A Players

8/18/2009 3:08 PM
Who's more pathetic,

Brett Favre or Minnesota?

John Madden just came.

8/18/2009 3:26 PM
He has a great WHIP
"How come no one uses him?"
As ball flies past fence
8/18/2009 4:35 PM
Wrigleyfest was great

Had an awesome time with friends

Can't wait for next year
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