Snow covered field -
That perfect game alive in
Ones and zeroes
8/26/2009 11:12 AM
Waiting for the scores
A string of losses again
slip sliding away
8/26/2009 11:36 AM
Macabre Death League
Title to antoncresten
Pee-stained box upgrade?

8/26/2009 11:48 AM
Hope and Fear

Hurl! Let fly the ball
Flash! goes the bat, eyes look up
The crowd stands as one

8/26/2009 11:57 AM
Quote: Originally Posted By SpotSell on 8/26/2009
Hope and Fear

Hurl! Let fly the ball
Flash! goes the bat, eyes look up
The crowd stands as one

8/26/2009 12:11 PM
Dead as a doornail

On his way to rot in hell

Teddy Kennedy
8/26/2009 1:01 PM
Grim Reaper
We know who he is
Toddcommish comes to take us
I hope he likes me
8/26/2009 1:09 PM
Who's next? Liz Taylor?

Castro? Swayze? Kim Jong-Il?

Take them all at once
8/26/2009 1:17 PM
LA Wrigley Field

Nineteen Major League Sluggers

Mark Scott's "Home Run" fraud
3/13/2010 8:37 PM
Support is a joke

Bannings for stupid reasons

They can suck my scrote.
3/14/2010 2:08 PM
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antoncresten, thanks for bumping this. When I was going back and re-reading the forums to the beginning last year I somehow missed this one. I write haikus so am now inspired to work on a few WIS haikus, thanks.

Also thanks on behalf of  boogerlips who I am sure can't wait to read my haikus and those of everyone else here. 
4/5/2013 8:53 AM

Coors Field

A mile in the air
One point three seven park factor
Can I manage there?

4/6/2013 12:12 AM (edited)
Open Leagues are closed
all deadball pitchers and speed
I will play in progs
4/6/2013 4:41 AM

When Pete Rose played real
crew cut hurt Ray Fosse jerk
But here Rose just plays
4/6/2013 4:45 AM
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