I traded Koufax
for Pepitone and Jim Kaat
Patience will bear fruit 
4/6/2013 4:47 AM
Only stats some say
But when Gehrig hits one out
Quantum fans still cheer
4/6/2013 5:22 AM (edited)
I feel loyal to
Max Alvis 67
stays on team next year

4/6/2013 5:16 AM
Is it my turn yet ?
Need a backup infielder
somehow drafts are fun
4/6/2013 5:17 AM
boogerlips is not
what most people think of him
I'm sworn not to tell

4/6/2013 5:18 AM
the right wing types here
are smarter than in real life
Pepitone is too 
4/6/2013 5:20 AM
I can keep this up
writing haikus all day long 
but must set pitch counts
4/6/2013 5:21 AM
Toolsy Players

Ty Cobb was a tool.
And so was Rogers Hornsby.
But here they're just stats.
4/6/2013 12:48 PM
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Posted by boogerlips on 4/7/2013 1:58:00 PM (view original):
Trouncing the pfattkatt
In a game of nerdy chess
Piece of choc'late cake.
Commentary

That's 6-7-5 
Pfattkatt is pee-fat-cat?
Or is it phat-cat?
4/7/2013 2:05 PM
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Boogerlips wrote:

Oh Lord help us now
The Left is taking over
Death can't come too soon ?

Reply: 

Suicide's painless
Ayn Rand types are like cats though
Can BL lead them ? 
4/8/2013 6:38 AM
Back to baseball now
Don't want to make Boogerlips
wait for his Haikus
4/8/2013 6:39 AM
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